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Old 02-09-2009, 10:07 PM
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an ode to a Metalsetlists meme...

It started with a backfire...

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I really wanted you to explode over that.

Peter Gabriel > Roger Daltrey

*waits for death*

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It takes more than simple 5th grade comparions to get me angry.

Now you on the other hand.


AC/DC > Opeth

And I slowly but surely turned this into a wonder that everybody (except Brad) could enjoy.

For you n00bies, how did this premise work? Simple, everytime Brad said something stupid, I countered with a simple yet effective retort. For the rest of us its a trip down...2006-2007.


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[Hendrix] butchers solos by trying to be too freestyle, and his overall songwriting is quite lacking in my opinion.
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Foxey Lady > Opeth


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I wonder if the album art will show [Whitesnake] pissing on a pile of Led Zeppelin records?
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No, just Coverdale pissing on Plant's excuse for singing.
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Wait for it...









...wait for it....










...wait for it...










...Robert Plant > Opeth.

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I don't understand why people like Motorhead. It's just sloppily-played, too-fast-for-its-own-good classic rock.
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Drum roll please...




















Motorhead > Opeth

Sure there would be retards who thought they could jock it...

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Just for shits and giggles....

DIO > Iommi > Down > migraine headache > Motorhead > Opeth

But that of course would be received like David Coverdale trying to sing Zeppelin songs.




Now of course, I was a fair fellow, so I wouldn't in every circumstance

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I don't really like the Maiden debut, and haven't heard the Angel Witch.
Hey, the guys entitled to his opinion...

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Paul is awful on it, Steve had yet to find that Maiden groove, the harmonies were juvenile, and the drumming may as well have not existed.
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Ok, now I will say it.


Iron Maiden's first album > Opeth.
...unless of course its retarded like Helen Keller.






Sometimes the joke would be turned on me, to hilarious results.

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Unless you've been listening to Megadeth since 1997, you're a little late on that one.
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97? that's a bit generous.
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Cryptic Writings > Opeth.

Oh, wait...

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Sublime: Self-Titled- Good band, fuck you. Led to a little punk, reggae, ska, etc.

Raffi- Seriously. Embarassing but what the fuck; I loved Apples and Bananas when I was 5 and some of his cd's were my first experiences with music.

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Every kid listened to that and/or RosenShontz when they were a kid. Anyone who says they didn't is either a liar or a sick fuck.

Also, Raffi > Sublime.


Fuck, Opeth > Sublime.

...and usually that's the point where it dies. Until...


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Wrong.

1982-1988 > 1992-2006 > 1980-1981 > 1990 > Opeth


...the reunion tour!!!

So after all this time, have Opeth become any good? Of course not (even if Brady fell back in love with them)!

But they are still better than Sublime, [redacted], Tegan & Sara, Dragonforce, Lamb Of God, Lil Wayne, Eazy-E, and Kanye West.

Thank you children, and good night.
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Old 02-09-2009, 10:11 PM
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Quite a history lesson.
I don't know if we can take anything from this, but ok.
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Old 02-09-2009, 10:16 PM
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I forgot about this!
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Old 02-09-2009, 10:50 PM
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this thread > Opeth
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Old 02-10-2009, 04:18 AM
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Old 02-10-2009, 04:22 AM
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I don't agree with myself on some things. The Maiden debut is really good.
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Old 02-10-2009, 09:31 AM
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But they are still better than Sublime, Sleater-Kinney, Tegan & Sara, Dragonforce, Lamb Of God, Lil Wayne, Eazy-E, and Kanye West.
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Old 02-10-2009, 09:38 PM
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[Peter North picture] > Opeth
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Old 07-10-2013, 06:42 PM
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Necromanced for:

a) great justice

and

b) Sleater-Kinney (and by extension, Wildflag) > Opeth
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Old 07-10-2013, 06:52 PM
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b) Sleater-Kinney (and by extension, Wildflag) > Opeth
Duh.
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