The Official 'Now Voting 2008' Thread

[Div]

Ok so with the election tomorrow and all I figured we should have a thread on who we are going to vote for, it only comes once every 4 years. I've provided an above poll with the canidates so we can see were we stand as a community. For those who don't follow politics, below is a short description of each canidate. The poll is private, so don't be embarrassed to do it.


JOHN SIDNEY MCCAIN III

McCain is a maverick from Arizona's first district running on the "Republican" ticket. He is anti-abortion, claims to be against taxes, and is in favor of "spreading democracy" through imperial takeover of small nations who disagree with our policies. He is proud to be an American, where atleast he knows he's free, and he won't forget the men who died because he ratted them out in the Hanoi Hilton. His Vice Presidential canidate is a Christian Fundamentalist MILF from Alaska who will be played by Lisa Ann in the adult film Nailn' Palin.


BARRACK HUSSIEN OBAMA

Barrack is a first term senator from Illinois running on the Democratic ticket. He is pro-abortion, pro-taxes, and anti-war even though he voted in support of it. Most liberal NJ college students feel he is the second coming of MLK Jr. and will make America a truly great country, the likes of which we haven't seen since the glorious Clinton administration. His Vice Presidential canidate is Joe Biden but noone really gives a shit about him.


ABBATH DOOM OCCULTA

Abbath is a worldly 3rd party canidate who hails from Norway. He is a man of strong determination with deep roots in tradition. Abbath is a firm environmentalist who believes strongly in appreciating nature's beauty. Regarding foreign policy Abbath is very aggressive, promoting merciless slaughter of all who oppose his dark throne.

[DethMaiden]

Close call between Obama and Abbath but I decided to take this seriously and chose Barack.

[Derelict]

Abbath isn't that much worse than those other two assclowns

[SirLardsAlot]

I'd vote for Abbath if he was running.




But anyway, I'm not voting.

[SomewhereInTime72]

http://www.mccainusa.com/mccainfoodservice/default.aspx

Eat this before your vote. It changed my mind.

[mankvill]

Stephen colbert

[ChildrenofSodom]

My picks
1) Ron Paul (voted for in primary)
2)Cynthia McKinney (voted early in general)
3) Barack Obama (lesser of two evils)
4) Stephen Colbert

[Sinfulsot]

while i have been undecided for a good portion of the campaign trail when it came down to mccain and obama, i was leaning toward mccain until mccain/palin started in with the fear mongering. and with that, they fear mongered my vote to obama.

factoring out all of the politics, it's high time we had a black president, which isn't a good reason to cast a vote, but history needs to be made, and we are living it.

[powerslave_85]

"I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow, which will eliminate the need for a violent bloodbath!"
*applause*

[JRA]

I would say something like this, but Abbath's first order of business should be changing his name to Abbath Doom Occunta.