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Old 08-02-2007, 09:39 PM
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What do you call a grave with a dozen dead drummers in it?

A good start.
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Old 08-02-2007, 09:41 PM
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What? No.
Damn you, drumjokes.com!
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Old 08-02-2007, 09:43 PM
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Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?



So they can park in the handicapped spot.
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Old 08-02-2007, 10:04 PM
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Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?



So they can park in the handicapped spot.
Haha, I like that one.
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Old 08-03-2007, 01:52 AM
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Here's the best drummer joke I can think of:

Meg White.
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Old 08-03-2007, 06:38 AM
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Here's the best drummer joke I can think of:

Meg White.
LOLOLOLOL

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Old 08-03-2007, 08:09 AM
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Keep trying Brad...you'll get one sooner or later.
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Old 08-03-2007, 10:55 AM
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Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?



So they can park in the handicapped spot.
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Old 08-03-2007, 11:41 AM
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Didn't Nicko used to tell drummer jokes in his tour diaries? I remember this one:
Q: What do you do if a drummer is bleeding on your lawn?
A: Stop laughing and shoot him again.
last time i heard that joke it wasnt a drummer
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Old 08-03-2007, 07:17 PM
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last time i heard that joke it wasnt a drummer
Yeah, I was gonna say, isn't that traditionally a racist joke?
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