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Old 08-01-2007, 09:10 PM
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How do you know when to fire your drummer?

When he makes his first suggestion.


That one sucked, I'm sorry.
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Q: Did you hear about the drummer who got into college?

Neither did I.


Q:Whats the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
A: You only have to punch the information into a drum machine once.
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Old 08-02-2007, 06:33 AM
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I am very offended by all of these.

Q: How do you get two drummers to play in time together?
A: Shoot one of the drummers.

Q: What do you call a guy that hangs out with musicians?
A: The drummer
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Old 08-02-2007, 06:37 AM
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Similar to "How do you get a Michigan graduate off your porch?" "Pay him for the pizza."
fixed...lol

Q: How do you confuse a drummer?
A: Give him a piece of sheet music.

That one is very true...for me at least.
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Old 08-02-2007, 07:08 AM
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What's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can?

One dead baby in 10 trash cans!
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Old 08-02-2007, 07:16 AM
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Q: Did you hear about the drummer who got into college?

Neither did I.


Q:Whats the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
A: You only have to punch the information into a drum machine once.
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Old 08-02-2007, 07:47 PM
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What's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can?

One dead baby in 10 trash cans!
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Didn't Nicko used to tell drummer jokes in his tour diaries? I remember this one:
Q: What do you do if a drummer is bleeding on your lawn?
A: Stop laughing and shoot him again.
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Didn't Nicko used to tell drummer jokes in his tour diaries? I remember this one:
Q: What do you do if a drummer is bleeding on your lawn?
A: Stop laughing and shoot him again.
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Old 08-02-2007, 08:38 PM
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What do you call a grave with a dozen dead drummers in it?

A good start.
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