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Q: How do you get a drummer to leave your table at a resturaunt?

A: Give him your dirty dishes.
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Q: How do you get a drummer to leave your table at a resturaunt?

A: Give him your dirty dishes.
Similar to "How do you get a drummer off your porch?" "Pay him for the pizza."
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What do you call a non-drummer holding a pair of drumsticks?


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Nah, better answer was Nick Andreas. The problem is only you, me, and other Jeff understand what that means.
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Nah, better answer was Nick Andreas. The problem is only you, me, and other Jeff understand what that means.
No, that's the punchline to this joke:

What do you call someone who sucks Mike Portnoy's cock?

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No, that's the punchline to this joke:

What do you call someone who sucks Mike Portnoy's cock?

Nick would probably have sex with DC Cooper before Portnoy.
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Nick would probably have sex with DC Cooper before Portnoy.
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Why are drummers always losing their watches?

Because everyone knows they have trouble keeping time.
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Why are drummers always losing their watches?

Because everyone knows they have trouble keeping time.
You just make that one up?
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No, I heard it from one of my friends who plays guitar awhile ago.
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