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Old 08-01-2007, 08:29 PM
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Drummer Jokes

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?


Homeless.
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Old 08-01-2007, 08:29 PM
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What’s the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?



One will mature and make money.
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Old 08-01-2007, 08:34 PM
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What’s the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?



One will mature and make money.
That one works better as a poet joke.
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Old 08-01-2007, 08:36 PM
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That one works better as a poet joke.
Poets are typically immature and broke?
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Poets are typically immature and broke?
Occasionally they are not immature.
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Q: How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 10. One to actually screw in the light bulb and 9 to talk about how much better Neil Peart would've done it.
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Old 08-01-2007, 08:43 PM
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Q: How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 10. One to actually screw in the light bulb and 9 to talk about how much better Neil Peart would've done it.
This one could have "typical Metal Setlists member" subsituted for "drummer" and still work pretty well.
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This one could have "typical Metal Setlists member" subsituted for "drummer" and still work pretty well.
This is true.
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A: 10. One to actually screw in the light bulb and 9 to talk about how much better Neil Peart would've done it.
Well, he would have done it a lot better.

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This one could have "typical Metal Setlists member" subsituted for "drummer" and still work pretty well.



I don't know any drummer jokes, and a sixty second brainstorm has now also failed me.
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