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Old 03-26-2007, 04:16 PM
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Here's a bunch of Bill Hicks video clips from youtube. (FYI, the fourth one down is kinda where my new sig came from).

http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archiv...r_veg_115.html
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Old 03-28-2007, 08:02 PM
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Read this joke on another board..

Son ask's Dad the difference between theoretically and realistically.
Dad said "That's hard but I have an idea! Ask mum if she would sleep with the the milkman for £1million quid."

Mum said YES.

Dad said "Ask your sister if she'll sleep with the coalman for £2million quid."

Sister said YES.

"Well there son, that's your answer; theoretically we're sitting on £3million quid, but realistically we're just living with 2 fuckin slag's"
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Old 03-28-2007, 08:07 PM
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Read this joke on another board..

Son ask's Dad the difference between theoretically and realistically.
Dad said "That's hard but I have an idea! Ask mum if she would sleep with the the milkman for 1million quid."

Mum said YES.

Dad said "Ask your sister if she'll sleep with the coalman for 2million quid."

Sister said YES.

"Well there son, that's your answer; theoretically we're sitting on 3million quid, but realistically we're just living with 2 fuckin slag's"
Cute. I've heard better.
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Gonna go ahead and revive this because I've been watching a lot of stand up this summer. My list would look something like this now:

Mitch Hedberg
Daniel Tosh
Jim Gaffigan
Jerry Seinfeld
Brian Posehn

Yeah, something like that

EDIT: Jon Stewart isn't really stand up but he transcends all other comedians in my book.
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Old 07-12-2007, 01:05 PM
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I watched Jim Gaffigans 2000 stand up special today....pure gold.
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Old 07-12-2007, 04:23 PM
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I watched Jim Gaffigans 2000 stand up special today....pure gold.
I saw that too man. Amazing.
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Old 07-13-2007, 07:25 AM
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Gonna go ahead and revive this because I've been watching a lot of stand up this summer. My list would look something like this now:

Mitch Hedberg
Daniel Tosh
Jim Gaffigan
Jerry Seinfeld
Brian Posehn

Yeah, something like that

EDIT: Jon Stewart isn't really stand up but he transcends all other comedians in my book.
Mitch Hedberg is hilarious, i'm not a big fan of gaffigan, and I think Seinfeld blows doing standup, but the show is amazing. Jon Stewart is also great, as is Colbert. For StandUp I also like Russell Peters, Pablo Francisco, Carlos Mencia, Foxworthy, Robin Williams, Wanda Sykes
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Old 07-13-2007, 07:52 AM
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I probably said this earlier in this thread, but I thought I would reiterate; Carlos Mencia is not funny. His entire show is based on a straw-man argument. Every episode he walks out.."People always say 'Carlos, you can't say that. Thats racist'" WHAT? I have never heard anyone say that he cant say what he says..I havent seen any media outcry. You know why? Because he is hispanic. Its kinda funny that a white guy addressing race is racist, but a hispanic addressing race is supposed to be hilarious, or society just ignores it. I am not trying to rant about race, but if you are going to form your stand-up around one single theme, at least make it funny. His entire routine is based on the assumption that you are going to find him offensive/edgy. I find him to be idiotic.
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Old 07-13-2007, 08:00 AM
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It's quite annoying that more comedians don't "make it" internationally. I no very few of the ones in people's lists here.

However, my own list:

Dennis Leary
Bill Bailey
Ed Byrne
Simon Evans
David Fulton
Rich Hall
Dave Chappelle

Can't think of any more that I think are really great...
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Old 07-13-2007, 09:07 AM
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again, Lisa Lampanelli!!!
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