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Old 03-26-2007, 03:05 PM
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Larry the Cable Guy, Jeff Foxworthy

Redneck comedy FTW
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Old 03-26-2007, 03:10 PM
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You might be a Redneck, if you think Larry The Cable Guy is funny.
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Old 03-26-2007, 03:23 PM
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You might be a complete fucking moron, if you think Larry The Cable Guy is funny.
Fixed. The only person who's a bigger phony than "Larry" is Carlos Mencia. Oh, I'm sorry: Ned Holness.
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Old 03-26-2007, 03:25 PM
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Fixed. The only person who's a bigger phony than "Larry" is Carlos Mencia. Oh, I'm sorry: Ned Holness.
I gotta say though, Jeff Foxworthy was entertaining for about 20 minutes.
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Old 03-26-2007, 03:29 PM
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I gotta say though, Jeff Foxworthy was entertaining for about 20 minutes.
I'll admit that Ron White can be pretty funny. But that's about it.
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Old 03-26-2007, 03:31 PM
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I'll admit that Ron White can be pretty funny. But that's about it.
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I think his best bit is when he's talking about his snobby brother-in-law. He talks about buying a really fancy RV, and the brother-in-law chides him for not buying a Mercedes instead. His reply: "Yeah, well, this one has a bed where I can fuck your sister."
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Old 03-26-2007, 03:34 PM
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I think his best bit is when he's talking about his snobby brother-in-law. He talks about buying a really fancy RV, and the brother-in-law chides him for not buying a Mercedes instead. His reply: "Yeah, well, this one has a bed where I can fuck your sister."
That's ok, I don't pay that much attention to Ron White's material though.
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Ned Holness.


By the way, I looked him up on Wikipedia, it turns out his mother's last name was Mencia, and she didn't want him to go by his father's surname (his birth certificate actually says Ned Mencia), but he went by Holness anyway until he was eighteen out of respect.

Not that I'm defending him or anything.
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