Originally Posted by EvilCheeseWedge
True story: I opened my door once and it fell off.
Here's a story involving door shenanigans everyone should love. I was watching a scene from Suspiria (the one where the chick gets stabbed in the heart up-close) on youtube. It was really brutal to watch, and after the part where the mysterious dude throws her out a window with a rope attached to her feet (which subsquently climbed up to the girl's neck and choked her), I definitely felt like I needed to puke. Struck blind in a nauseaus haze, I ran toward what I thought was the door, but instead I ran into what I thought was a wall and fell flat on my back. I got up, and ran downstairs to my back porch and just lay on one of the beachchairs to cool off. Finally when I regained compsure, I went back up to my room, and it turns out that "wall" I ran into was actually my closet door! I knocked it off of its bottom hinges, and it was leaning down into the closet at about 40 degree angle. It was actually pretty damn funny when I saw it.
Suspiria > you.