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Old 03-27-2007, 12:26 PM
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DAMMIT! I was opening my bedroom door with a hand that just happened to be holding my Icarus Witch CD, and it cracked down the middle....Now I gotta buy a new one. FUKK!
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Old 03-27-2007, 12:30 PM
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DAMMIT! I was opening my bedroom door with a hand that just happened to be holding my Icarus Witch CD, and it cracked down the middle....Now I gotta buy a new one. FUKK!
The door or the CD?


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Old 03-27-2007, 12:33 PM
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The door or the CD?


The metalicity of the fukken Icarus Witch CD empowered me so substantially, that I split the wooden door into two pieces.
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Old 03-27-2007, 02:52 PM
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True story: I opened my door once and it fell off.
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Old 03-27-2007, 03:18 PM
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True story: I opened my door once and it fell off.
Here's a story involving door shenanigans everyone should love. I was watching a scene from Suspiria (the one where the chick gets stabbed in the heart up-close) on youtube. It was really brutal to watch, and after the part where the mysterious dude throws her out a window with a rope attached to her feet (which subsquently climbed up to the girl's neck and choked her), I definitely felt like I needed to puke. Struck blind in a nauseaus haze, I ran toward what I thought was the door, but instead I ran into what I thought was a wall and fell flat on my back. I got up, and ran downstairs to my back porch and just lay on one of the beachchairs to cool off. Finally when I regained compsure, I went back up to my room, and it turns out that "wall" I ran into was actually my closet door! I knocked it off of its bottom hinges, and it was leaning down into the closet at about 40 degree angle. It was actually pretty damn funny when I saw it.

Suspiria > you.
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Old 03-27-2007, 03:36 PM
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Here's a story involving door shenanigans everyone should love. I was watching a scene from Suspiria (the one where the chick gets stabbed in the heart up-close) on youtube. It was really brutal to watch, and after the part where the mysterious dude throws her out a window with a rope attached to her feet (which subsquently climbed up to the girl's neck and choked her), I definitely felt like I needed to puke. Struck blind in a nauseaus haze, I ran toward what I thought was the door, but instead I ran into what I thought was a wall and fell flat on my back. I got up, and ran downstairs to my back porch and just lay on one of the beachchairs to cool off. Finally when I regained compsure, I went back up to my room, and it turns out that "wall" I ran into was actually my closet door! I knocked it off of its bottom hinges, and it was leaning down into the closet at about 40 degree angle. It was actually pretty damn funny when I saw it.

Suspiria > you.

How did you get out of the room?
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Old 03-27-2007, 03:49 PM
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The only movie that ever made me nauseus was the Toxic Avenger part 3 (or whatever part had the scene with the video store), but I was only like 10 years old so it seemed like some pretty brutal stuff, and when I went back and saw it years later I just laughed my ass off.
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Old 03-27-2007, 03:57 PM
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I just watched the aforementioned scene of Suspiria...cool scene, but not really vomit-inducing.
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Old 03-27-2007, 04:07 PM
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How did you get out of the room?
I regained my sight when I was knocked on my ass.
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Old 03-27-2007, 04:08 PM
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I regained my sight when I was knocked on my ass.

I have read many scientific journals on the existence of a gland in the ass that is connected directly to the ocular nerve, oddly enough.
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