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Old 10-17-2006, 02:40 PM
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Joke of the day...

This is kinda vulgar but who cares, it reminds me of good times.

So this guy finds this small dude in the forest and the small dude says 'Guess what I'm a leperachaun!" The first guy says "No your not!" and the small guy says "Yea I am. I even have a pot of gold." And the first guy says "Really? Can I have some of it?" The small guy says 'ok but only if you let me fuck you in the ass.'"

"You gotta be kidding me."

"Either that or no deal."

The other guy says "fine" so they take off their pants and they start fuckin, and as they fuck, the bigger guy says "I can't believe I'm doing this" and the smaller guy says "I can't believe you think I'm a leperachaun!!"

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Old 10-17-2006, 03:31 PM
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Thats fucking great man
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Old 10-17-2006, 03:36 PM
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That's so messed up. Haha
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Old 10-17-2006, 04:09 PM
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Old 10-17-2006, 04:41 PM
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That one was told to me back in the day. I quoted the punchline to the kid who told it to me a couple of days ago and looked he at me funny. I had to remind him that used to tell that joke to everyone.
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Old 10-20-2006, 06:27 PM
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Old 10-20-2006, 08:01 PM
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Quote:
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You're late, I told this joke days ago.
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