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Old 06-24-2014, 01:05 PM
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I fucking hate talking on the phone. And if I don't answer the first time you call, maybe I'm busy. Maybe I'm in the washroom? I probably just don't want to talk. Don't call back thirty seconds later because I won't answer then either.
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Old 06-24-2014, 01:08 PM
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I decided to make a smoothie with my mom's nutrisystem bullet juicer thing. Load it up with an apple, strawberries, and grapes, and I cut all of it into small pieces. Follow all instructions, set it on the thing and it starts blending. It kept on blending for like 5 minutes, which I thought was unusual but whatever. Decided to go to my room and wait until I heard it stop. 5 minutes later I hear a loud thud and walk outside. The cup got flung into the wall, the blender thing is smoking, and there's juice on every inch of the fucking kitchen. It took an hour clean. I'm glad I wasn't in the kitchen when I happened though.
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Old 06-24-2014, 01:15 PM
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I fucking hate talking on the phone. And if I don't answer the first time you call, maybe I'm busy. Maybe I'm in the washroom? I probably just don't want to talk. Don't call back thirty seconds later because I won't answer then either.
I used to be the same way some years ago, but my job requires lots of phone answering so I've grown to prefer phone calls

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I decided to make a smoothie with my mom's nutrisystem bullet juicer thing. Load it up with an apple, strawberries, and grapes, and I cut all of it into small pieces. Follow all instructions, set it on the thing and it starts blending. It kept on blending for like 5 minutes, which I thought was unusual but whatever. Decided to go to my room and wait until I heard it stop. 5 minutes later I hear a loud thud and walk outside. The cup got flung into the wall, the blender thing is smoking, and there's juice on every inch of the fucking kitchen. It took an hour clean. I'm glad I wasn't in the kitchen when I happened though.
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Old 06-24-2014, 02:00 PM
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Dick Masterson. He just comes across as way too much of a scumbag. I know part of his character is the whole "Men are better than women" thing, which I get. I actually found his Dr. Phil appearence some years back pretty amusing at times. But he does a podcast now with Maddox (the dude behind The Best Page In the Universe and The Alphabet of Manliness), which is cool because Maddox makes me laugh, but then when Dick Masteron speaks it's like "Ugh, this asshole?". I don't know, he just comes across as really scummy even outside of his "Men are better than women" shtick. So maybe I don't hate him, more just kind of annoyed by him.
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Old 06-24-2014, 02:27 PM
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Dick Masterson. He just comes across as way too much of a scumbag. I know part of his character is the whole "Men are better than women" thing, which I get. I actually found his Dr. Phil appearence some years back pretty amusing at times. But he does a podcast now with Maddox (the dude behind The Best Page In the Universe and The Alphabet of Manliness), which is cool because Maddox makes me laugh, but then when Dick Masteron speaks it's like "Ugh, this asshole?". I don't know, he just comes across as really scummy even outside of his "Men are better than women" shtick. So maybe I don't hate him, more just kind of annoyed by him.
You'd be a scumbag too if you're name was Dick Masterson
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Old 06-24-2014, 03:09 PM
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I was always under the impression Dick Masterson wasn't his real name.
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Old 06-24-2014, 03:34 PM
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Dick Masterson on Dr. Phil was awesome. He succeeded brilliantly in pissing off all the annoying, "I'll clap after every sentence Dr. Phil completes" women that he always attracts and has in his audience.

Dr. Phil didn't have any answer for him, either. He kind of went in there and stole the program if I remember.

Outside of that, I've never paid attention to him.
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I have them out here almost monthly and yet the internet for over a week only works every now and then rarely.
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Old 06-24-2014, 07:38 PM
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I fucking hate talking on the phone. And if I don't answer the first time you call, maybe I'm busy. Maybe I'm in the washroom? I probably just don't want to talk. Don't call back thirty seconds later because I won't answer then either.
I know exactly what you mean. I hate speaking on the phone with people. It just makes me uncomfortable to be talking to someone but without us being able to see each other and body language and such. If we're going to impersonally talk just friggin' email me so I can think about what I want to say, it'll be faster for the both of us and I'll probably get back to you sooner.

Don't get me started on voicemails though.
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Old 06-24-2014, 07:45 PM
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Don't get me started on voicemails though.
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