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Old 05-10-2012, 08:44 AM
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why do people let him make movies...... why?!?!?
Because they are fucking awesome.

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and why the hell do people watch them?
Because they are fucking awesome.

EDIT: also what raven said
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Old 05-10-2012, 08:49 AM
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"Heidi, a blond rock chick, DJs at a local radio station, and together with the two Hermans (Whitey and Munster) forms part of the "Big H Radio Team." A mysterious wooden box containing a vinyl record arrives for Heidi, a gift of the Lords. She assumes it's a rock band on a mission to spread to spread their word. As Heidi and Whitey play the Lords' record, it starts to play backwards, and Heidi experiences a flashback to a past trauma. Later, Whitey plays the Lords' record, dubbing them the Lords of Salem, and to his surprise, the record plays normally and is a massive hit with his listeners. The arrival of another wooden box from the Lords presents the Big H team with free tickets, posters and records to host a gig in Salem. Soon, Heidi and her cohorts are far from the rock spectacle they're expecting. The original Lords of Salem are returning and they're out for blood. "

Sounds like trolling to me. It's the only plot summary submitted to IMDb.
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Old 05-10-2012, 09:05 AM
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"Heidi, a blond rock chick, DJs at a local radio station, and together with the two Hermans (Whitey and Munster) forms part of the "Big H Radio Team." A mysterious wooden box containing a vinyl record arrives for Heidi, a gift of the Lords. She assumes it's a rock band on a mission to spread to spread their word. As Heidi and Whitey play the Lords' record, it starts to play backwards, and Heidi experiences a flashback to a past trauma. Later, Whitey plays the Lords' record, dubbing them the Lords of Salem, and to his surprise, the record plays normally and is a massive hit with his listeners. The arrival of another wooden box from the Lords presents the Big H team with free tickets, posters and records to host a gig in Salem. Soon, Heidi and her cohorts are far from the rock spectacle they're expecting. The original Lords of Salem are returning and they're out for blood. "

Sounds like trolling to me. It's the only plot summary submitted to IMDb.
Sounds like something Rob Zombie would make.
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Old 05-10-2012, 09:32 AM
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"A local DJ plays a cursed record and unwittingly unleashes a coven of 300-year old witches who were secretly imprisoned and tortured during the Salem Witch Trials."

From Wikipedia, still sounds awful.
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Old 05-10-2012, 01:20 PM
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Really looking forward to it. Devils Rejects is one of my favorite movies ever and 1000 Corpses was awesome as well. Didn't care for the Halloweens though.
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Old 05-10-2012, 01:24 PM
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The same text on IMDb is also on the official page for the movie on Zombie's website... but seeing as he's been so secretive about it so far... it could be a hoax.

If it IS the actual plot... it does sound terrible. Absolutely not in keeping with his previous plots. I'll be very disappointed if this turns out to be the actual storyline.
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Old 05-10-2012, 04:04 PM
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I guess I'll do my reviews as well... (btw, I LOVE shitty movies)

House of...: It was OK, nothing great, but it definitely had its moments.
Devils Rejects: I need to watch this one again, I didn't get into it much when I first saw it, so maybe watching it years later will help.
Halloween: I enjoyed it a lot. Really all I can say.

I never saw Superbeasto or H2, but really want to. I can't wait to see this new movie though, it will be interesting.
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Old 05-10-2012, 05:04 PM
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I can't wait to see this new movie though, it will be interesting.
Not with that storyline it won't.
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Old 05-10-2012, 08:16 PM
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His original movies are good.
His remakes suck asshole.
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Old 05-10-2012, 08:17 PM
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Not with that storyline it won't.
It's a crazy story but he'll make it good.
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