Glen Benton saves child from burning building

[christopher]

and throws it back!

http://tyrannyoftradition.com/2012/0...hrows-it-back/

I posted this in the What are You Doing thread and no one even noticed!! You guys suck

[larvtard]

I thought this article was gonna be dumb but it was actually really over-the-top Hilarious shit

[christopher]

haha I thought it would be terrible too but I loved it. I'm glad someone else appreciated it

[makethemsuffer12]

" The crowd was so stunned by Benton’s selfless actions, they ignored the burning child and lifted them onto their shoulders, carrying him up and down the street while singing the chorus from “Dead By Dawn”."

This is the part that got me.

[adamclark52]

The one about the new Sunn 00))) record is great too.

[christopher]

Originally Posted by adamclark52

The one about the new Sunn 00))) record is great too.

haha I love it! Especially this part

In spite of a massive amount of pre-order requests, the band has insisted that there will only be 12 copies printed. Ten of the copies will be hidden in random Chili’s restaurant kitchens throughout North America. One special copy of the album will be buried in the chest cavity of a cadaver at a morgue somewhere in Northern Kansas. The final copy will be cryogenically frozen until the year 2052, when it will be launched into outer space inside the corpse of a humpback whale. Many fans of the band believe this could be their most accessible record.

[SomewhereInTime72]

Originally Posted by adamclark52

The one about the new Sunn 00))) record is great too.

LOL this one is fantastic.

[powerslave_85]

"Many fans of the band believe this could be their most accessible record."

[adamclark52]

Originally Posted by powerslave_85

"Many fans of the band believe this could be their most accessible record."

They had me with that quote and the song descriptions just made it better.