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Old 03-31-2012, 09:16 PM
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April fools articles

It's that day of the year again where metal news sites are going to attempt to troll us all with false tour announcements and such. Last year had a couple gems like the Lamb of God/Meshuggah/Gojira tour and the death of Jeff Hanneman. Lets see how they try to get us this year.

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Old 03-31-2012, 09:19 PM
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You're taking all the fun out of April Fools' Day!
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Old 03-31-2012, 09:36 PM
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Old 03-31-2012, 09:47 PM
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That joke was funny when other sites did it 2 years ago.
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Here's a few:

http://www.metalunderground.com/news...m?newsid=79097

I'd still be okay with that if it was true, but hey that was a pretty good one!

http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/...a_anymore.html

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Old 04-01-2012, 01:38 PM
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It's that day of the year again where metal news sites are going to attempt to troll us all with false tour announcements and such. Last year had a couple gems the death of Jeff Hanneman.
Oh god. I remember that! I almost cried when I read that!
I also remember one a couple of years ago about a Sepultura reunion.
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Old 04-02-2012, 11:27 AM
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Oh god. I remember that! I almost cried when I read that!
I also remember one a couple of years ago about a Sepultura reunion.
The whole stupid breakup was the biggest joke. I'm starting to think there will never be a reunion.
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Old 04-02-2012, 11:45 AM
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I'm starting to think there will never be a reunion.
No shit.
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I totally fell for the article about Alestorm being kicked off of Pagan Fest.

Call me whatever you want, it seemed legit to me because Alestorm posted it on their Facebook too lol.

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Old 04-03-2012, 01:27 PM
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I totally fell for the article about Alestorm being kicked off of Pagan Fest.

Call me whatever you want, it seemed legit to me because Alestorm posted it on their Facebook too lol.
My Facebook says I like PCP, Crack, and listening to Buckcherry while on Acid.... would you believe that?
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