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Old 04-07-2012, 08:53 AM
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Matt Pike takes the stage and strums his guitar once. The ground starts to rumble and the overcast skies part to reveal Tony Iommi himself being lowered down to the stage by a holy host of angels. Those in the crowd wearing Whitechapel and Asking Alexandria shirts are immediately blinded for life and driven insane by the sight. Tony Iommi produces a guitar from thin air that is crafted from wood and metal and alloys unknown to our particular dimension and bestows the gift to Matt Pike, uttering the words: "The torch is passed to you, my son." which triggers a mass hysteria as circle pits break out all over the world and every deathcore and melodic metalcore band commit seppuku to avoid shaming their families any more. As Prophet Iommi ascends back to his otherworldly throne, the sky erupts into a flaming inferno-storm which destroys Whitechapel, Asking Alexandria and The Devil Wears Prada, as well as their fans worldwide. The resulting electromagnetic nuclear explosion that occurs from His Riffness returning from whence he came sends worldwide static interference that erases all discs/tracks/computers/etc. containing shitty music. As soon as the heavens return to normal, Sir Matt Pike of Riffington begins The First Set of High On Fire In The Year Of Our Riff-Lord Twenty-Twelve. And it is good.

every1 else: who cares??? lol
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Old 04-07-2012, 09:02 AM
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The ground starts to rumble and the overcast skies part to reveal Tony Iommi himself being lowered down to the stage by a holy host of angels.
Whoa whoa whoa, back up... don't go predicting Tony Iommi is going to die this year.
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Old 04-07-2012, 09:03 AM
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Whoa whoa whoa, back up... don't go predicting Tony Iommi is going to die this year.
Who said anything about him being dead?
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Well why else would he be lowered to the stage by ANGELS?
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Well why else would he be lowered to the stage by ANGELS?
His Riffness has control over Earth, Heaven, Hell, Minecraftia, Serebii, Hyrule, and every other plane of existence in between.
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Old 04-07-2012, 09:11 AM
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You are awesome!! MFKR is my favorite Slipknot release. If Corey was to be there for a bit, I would also love to hear him do Purity before he died
Haha, yeah. As you can see, it's definitely my favorite album of their's too.

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Your story wins. In mine, only the hardcore kids actually at the concert died.
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