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2012 Golden Gods Awards....And You Thought The Grammys Were Bad...
Look at these nominees:
Best Guitarist, presented by Epiphone® • Jinxx and Jake Pitts (Black Veil Brides) • Zoltan Bathory and Jason Hook (Five Finger Death Punch) • Willie Adler and Mark Morton (Lamb of God) • Robb Flynn and Phil Demmel (Machine Head) • Dave Mustaine and Chris Broderick (Megadeth) • Matt Heafy and Corey Beaulieu (Trivium) Best Drummer, presented by Drum Workshop® • Charlie Benante (Anthrax) • Jeremy Spencer (Five Finger Death Punch) • Taylor Hawkins (Foo Fighters) • Chris Adler (Lamb of God) • Brann Dailor (Mastodon) • Tomas Haake (Meshuggah) Best Vocalist, presented by Rockstar Energy Drink® • Sebastian Bach • Andy Biersack (Black Veil Brides) • James Durbin • Amy Lee (Evanescence) • Ivan Moody (Five Finger Death Punch) • Jonathan Davis (Korn) Album of the Year, presented by Marshall Amplification® • Anthrax, Worship Music • Evanescence, Evanescence • Five Finger Death Punch, American Capitalist • Foo Fighters, Wasting Light • Korn, The Path of Totality • Lamb of God, Resolution Best Live Band, presented by Samson/Zoom® • Avenged Sevenfold • Foo Fighters • Guns N’ Roses • Judas Priest • Seether • Tool Most Metal Athlete • Gina Carano (MMA fighting) • Brian Deegan (pro motocross) • Evan Longoria (MLB baseball) • Dirk Nowitzki (NBA basketball) • Mitch Petrus (NFL football) • CM Punk (WWE wrestling) Comeback of the Year, presented by Eagle Rock Entertainment® • Anthrax • Dream Theater • Evanescence • Ministry • Slipknot • Van Halen Riff Lord • Scott Ian (Anthrax) • Zakk Wylde (Black Label Society) • Dave Grohl (Foo Fighters) • Munky (Korn) • Slash • Eddie Van Halen (Van Halen) Paul Gray Best Bassist, presented by Dean Markley® • Frank Bello (Anthrax) • Michael Anthony (Chickenfoot) • Fieldy (Korn) • David Ellefson (Megadeth) • Nikki Sixx (Sixx:A.M.) • Wolfgang Van Halen (Van Halen) Best International Band, presented by Musicians Institute® • Behemoth • Lacuna Coil • Rammstein • Sepultura • Meshuggah • X Japan Most Dedicated Fans • Asking Alexandria • Avenged Sevenfold • Black Veil Brides • Evanescence • Falling in Reverse • HIM
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>Five Finger Death Punch nominated in every musician category
>Ministry up for Comeback Of The Year (wtf?) >Munky up for RIFF LORD >Fieldy up for BEST BASSIST >the most dedicated fans
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Most of the categories' "respective" nominees are bad enough, but look at the Most Dedicated Fans nominees. Are you fucking kidding me? I guarantee less than 1% of those "fans" are true metalheads. Fucking Black Veil Brides, gimme a fucking break.
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Fuck all those bands. Slayer have some of the most dedicated fans ever, period. But i'm glad they're not on that list ![]() But they do have some of the most die-hard dedicated fans of all metal. and that goes for a lot of black/death metal bands too, once again, fuck those bands and this goddamn list. Hail satan
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5/25 - Bolt Thrower 7/3 - Whiplash 8/28 - Black Sabbath
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The Golden Gods has always been a joke. So yeah... nothing surprising here.
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The first year wasn't bad at all. The 2nd year on though...
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>metal
>Guns N' Roses >Seether >Foo Fighters >Van Halen >Sixx:AM
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You haven't heard the new album have you? It's got some pretty fucking heavy songs on it.
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>fucking heavy pick one
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6/10 Red Fang 6/18 Down 6/24 A Day to Remember 6/26 Cryptopsy 6/28-30 Tuska 7/5 Intronaut 7/15 Deafheaven 7/19 Summer Slaughter 7/25 Weezer |
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It's Late 70's early 80's Heavy Metal.
That solves that!
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