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Old 01-04-2012, 08:06 PM
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Black dude from Oceano leaves the band

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Remember a few weeks back we had heard a rumor about Chicago douchecore act Oceano throwing in the towel, and we were so fucking jazzed, we beat off out our fourth floor window — and jizzed on those unsuspecting old ladies whilst they were smoking cigarettes on the sidewalk below?
Remember?

Well, it looks like that rumor may have been a little true. The bad news is, Oceano will likely carry on as a band. The mediocre news is that they’ll have to do it without frontman Adam Warren, who basically dispels the notion that all black dudes are hung like giraffes.

Warren commented online tonight about Killswitch Engage booting vocalist Howard Jones.

“I’m shocked, but well…If Killswitch can go on after 9 years and 3 albums without Mr. Jones on vox… Why couldn’t a certain band with out me? (2 albums and a mere 3 years) Just sayin.”

Ah, you’re a douche.

Warren later offered this explanation for leaving Oceano, which, shockingly, is not “Well, I took a cold, hard look at Oceano, realized we were the audio equivalent of a miscarriage, and I bailed.” Nope — he “got a son that’s growing quick to provide for and I don’t wanna miss a second of it. I keep it real. I’m workin on some projects here at home, they’ll pop up when I get time away from father duties to dig deeper.”

Oceano has yet to comment on the matter.


http://gunshyassassin.com/news/ocean...uit-the-band/d
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Old 01-04-2012, 08:15 PM
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I wonder if they will get another black guy to replace him?
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Old 01-04-2012, 08:22 PM
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I wonder if they will get another black guy to replace him?
*cough*howardjones*cough*
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Old 01-04-2012, 08:22 PM
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>refers to frontman as simply "black dude"

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Old 01-04-2012, 08:22 PM
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I wonder if they will get another black guy to replace him?


I was gonna post this story earlier. This is funny. I'm interested in seeing how they'll replace this loser. Will they get another asshole "tough guy" w/ no discernable vocal talent, or go for someone who can actually sing death metal.

SCOFF.....he says he is going to provide for his son (which is the right thing for him to do), but from the way this asshole acts and looks, he ain't qualified to do shit. Well, maybe be a bouncer or shed painter for $7.75/hour, or whatever minimum wage is in Illinois.
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Old 01-04-2012, 08:23 PM
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Old 01-04-2012, 08:31 PM
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Reading this article led me to looking at pictures of this guy's dick. Awesome.
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Old 01-04-2012, 08:39 PM
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What an excellent thread title.
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Old 01-04-2012, 08:52 PM
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Reading this article led me to looking at pictures of this guy's dick. Awesome.
Magson just got real excited
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Old 01-04-2012, 08:55 PM
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As being the one guy in here that likes Oceano I did like Adam live and both times I've saw him he wasn't a douche live and after meeting him he's actually really nice and down to earth so it is sad to here that he's leaving the band.
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