Damn April Fools On Metal Underground!

[Motograter_Ghost]

So I was just doin my daily browse through Metal Underground and it is HEART ATTACKS ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!

With Headlines like:

"Vinnie Paul Dating Kim Kardashian"

"Christina Aguilera To Front Nightwish"

"Avenged Sevenfold To Headline Summer Slaughter"

"Glee Shooting Cannibal Corpse Episode"

and more...

This April Fools has went too far! Oh, god! Feeling lightheaded...*faints*

[GarageMetal468]

Those are all highly unbelievable, although if glee were to shoot a Cannibal Corpse episode I'd watch that over and over!

[llama lom]

Originally Posted by GarageMetal468

Those are all highly unbelievable, although if glee were to shoot a Cannibal Corpse episode I'd watch that over and over!

I'd watch once for the lulz, then never again. They'd probably actually sing the lyrics, which would make it hilarious though.

[Motograter_Ghost]

Originally Posted by GarageMetal468

Those are all highly unbelievable, although if glee were to shoot a Cannibal Corpse episode I'd watch that over and over!

Glee could never be cool enough to try and pull that off. I say Cannibal Corspe does a guest apperance sings and chokes them all out as the shows finally!

[Derelict]

Is this everyone's first year on the internet or something?

[powerslave_85]

Originally Posted by Derelict

Is this everyone's first year on the internet or something?

Seriously, those are laughably obvious.

[Motograter_Ghost]

I really hope the "Slayer Guitarist Leaves The Band" is also appart of this April Fools chaos I cant trust anything anymore!!! April Fools is gonna turn me into a paranoid schizophrenic

[RAZOR]

...they do this every year.

[Indestructible]

Originally Posted by Motograter_Ghost

"Glee Shooting Cannibal Corpse Episode"

It would be better than the real Cannibal Corpse

[Motograter_Ghost]

Originally Posted by Indestructible

It would be better than the real Cannibal Corpse

Never been able to see Cannibal Corpse live yet but I pray to god that isnt true...