Anal Cunt-Wearing Out Our Welcome

elturtleboy · #1 02-13-2011, 07:52 PM

Once again I will do this in Anal Cunt format. Why do i listen to this? Why do i bother reviewing this? Because im gay.

About fuckin time Seth put out a serious AxCx album
Too bad he ran out of good ideas
He's been laggin this album for like 5 years already
Im not even sure if this came out this year or last
Who cares I stole it so I can review it
Sounds like the guitar player wants to be more in the band so he does a lot of the choruses
They've been listening to too much punk rock
So much they can actually play their instruments now(GAY! 5x)
I was excited for this since I wanted to fuck underage girls to this
But since its so short I can only jack off to them
Best ten minutes my ears have heard since 9/11
Your probably gonna hear this album in it entirety in April
Way better than hearing a gay Rush album
Get ready to hear bitching from people on here over this gay review
Now here's the track listing:

1 Beating Up N$%&$gers That Sell Fake Crack 4/10
2 One Man Ghetto 5/10
3 Cop Calling Faggot 6/10
4 Tsunasum 10/10
5 Get On Your Knees Cunt 6/10
6 Don't Offer Me Weak Drugs Or I'll Kick Your Fucking Ass 8/10
7 Wearing Out Our Welcome 7/10
8 Nothing's Offensive Anymore 8/10
9 Wasting Time Writing Anal Cunt Songs 10/10
10 Caring About Anything Is Gay 9/10
11 We Are Anal Cunt 10/10

over all 8.5/10. Album of the year.

christopher · #2 02-13-2011, 08:01 PM

sick, looking forward to hearing this one day

Indestructible · #3 02-13-2011, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elturtleboy

Best ten minutes my years have heard since 9/11

That's not cool.

elturtleboy · #4 02-13-2011, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Indestructible

That's not cool.

I know it was typo but its fixed now.

christopher · #5 02-13-2011, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elturtleboy

I know it was typo but its fixed now.

Indestructible · #6 02-13-2011, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elturtleboy

I know it was typo but its fixed now.

Still not cool.

SomewhereInTime72 · #7 02-14-2011, 12:52 PM

yes it is

rjturtle9 · #8 02-14-2011, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elturtleboy

About fuckin time Seth put out a serious AxCx album
Too bad he ran out of good ideas
He's been laggin this album for like 5 years already
Im not even sure if this came out this year or last
Who cares I stole it so I can review it
Sounds like the guitar player wants to be more in the band so he does a lot of the choruses
They've been listening to too much punk rock
So much they can actually play their instruments now(GAY! 5x)
I was excited for this since I wanted to fuck underage girls to this
But since its so short I can only jack off to them
Best ten minutes my ears have heard since 9/11
Your probably gonna hear this album in it entirety in April
Way better than hearing a gay Rush album
Get ready to hear bitching from people on here over this gay review
Now here's the track listing:

your reviews never cease to amaze me. I want to listen to this.

Oh, and for the entire month of April, you will listen to nothing but Rush when in my car. Why? Cause I'm gay.

Wizzbang11 · #9 02-14-2011, 01:15 PM

9/11 jokes are always funny.
You used to many symbols in 'Beating Up Niggers Who Sell Fake Crack."
Seth Putnam has really run out of song titles, your review was funnier than the tracklisting.

slapguitarer · #10 02-14-2011, 04:04 PM

People like this band?