ANAL CUNT Will Record A Song For You… For A Price

[street_burial]

Originally Posted by JRA

Necromancing this thread in honor of a contest that Twitter held a few months back to tweet the best porno titles based off of movies. I was looking over my twitter which I don't use very often and frankly, I think these are some funny shit.

Star Wars: A New Hole
Star Wars: The Empire Cums on my Back
The Dark Night (in Rachel Dawes)
Indiana Jones: and the Temple of Poon
Contra(in)ception
Star Trek: The Next Ejaculation
Up! (My Ass)
(and for those of you with more alternative tastes-) Spinal Crap

those two are the best by a long shot

[Bloodcurse]

I wonder how much heroin he can buy for $100

[JRA]

Originally Posted by Bloodcurse

I wonder how much heroin he can buy for $100

Enough to kill himself.

Mindmazed.

[RampinUp46]

I actually thought for a second Anal Cunt would be doing this (sans Seth for whatever reason)...then I read the post date. Now I wanna punch myself for being a dipshit.

...

"You're an Illiterate Fucking Cunt"

"At Least Maury Guests Can Read"

"Your Dad Hit You So Hard You Became Retarded"

"Seth Is Dead (And So Are Your Hopes and Dreams)"

...Close enough.

[converge241]

Great resurrection!