ANAL CUNT Will Record A Song For You… For A Price

[GWAR654]

Seth Putnam, frontman of Anal Cunt, the most influential act of this or any generation, wants to record a song for you. The Deciblog informs us that Seth's label is holding what they call "a contest", where you give them $100 and a song title worthy of being sang by Putnam, and then he will write a full song based on the title, and send you 5 vinyl records of the track. This is all legit. Thinking that $100 is too steep for what is basically a one-note joke? Well, Limited Appeal Records breaks it down for you…

Extra bonus: The best song title (as chosen by Seth Putnam) will receive a test pressing of the record! So–for $100, you get $80 worth of records. so the song essentially costs you $20. That is a DEAL! Not bad for getting a personalized song on a slab of vinyl you can play for your grandkids, or at least your dorky record collecting buddies. Plus shipping is free (!) if you live in the US or Canada ($25 anywhere else, that's what you get for living somewhere else). If you are at all interested in this we would suggest you act quickly, there is a limited amount of song space. Note: the song title "Paying Seth Putnam $100 to record a song is gay" is already taken. Sorry.

Oh well, that's not so bad then. So if you got $100 bucks to spare, get going already!

http://www.metalinjection.net/market...ord-song-price

[ChildrenofSodom]

Never "got" Anal Cunt, so I think I'll pass. I'll ask my friends in Miss May I to put my name in a song if I want it bad enough.

[bt11763]

Originally Posted by ChildrenofSodom

Never "got" Anal Cunt, so I think I'll pass. I'll ask my friends in Miss May I to put my name in a song if I want it bad enough.

i want to punch you in the face via standard TCP/IP

[BloodoftheKings]

Do you have to pay 100 bucks just to pitch a song title?

[ChildrenofSodom]

Originally Posted by bt11763

i want to punch you in the face via standard TCP/IP

I guess you'll just have to drive to Ohio. You should have plenty of esoteric shock value music to get you here.

[rjturtle9]

Turtle Boy where are you!?

I'd save my $100 dollars. Not worth a 30 second song that sounds like a garbage disposer with distortion.

[mankvill]

I would do this in a second

[bt11763]

Originally Posted by ChildrenofSodom

I guess you'll just have to drive to Ohio. You should have plenty of esoteric shock value music to get you here.

it was mostly the miss may i comment. that's just not even something you joke about

[treghet]

Originally Posted by bt11763

it was mostly the miss may i comment. that's just not even something you joke about

Obviously you have no idea what you're talking about. Miss May I is the best metal band from Ohio. They're way heavier than Skeletonwitch.

[bt11763]

Originally Posted by treghet

Obviously you have no idea what you're talking about. Miss May I is the best metal band from Ohio. They're way heavier than Skeletonwitch.

clearly.

brb, playing in traffic.