Best Line... Worst line... of 2009

jhdeity · #1 12-30-2009, 05:00 AM

The Best Line Award of 2009 for me comes from a movie. The 1st 75 min of Paranormal Activity was the worst piece of shit ever made but the last 15 minutes were great. The movie finally became entertaining when the dude turns to his wife and says:

WHY DON'T YOU GO UPSTAIRS AND PLAY WITH YOUR FRIEND!

It's bad when a "horror" movie has more one-liner laughs than scary moments. I'd still have to recommend hitting the red box and jumping forward to the last 15 min and watching the alternate ending. Worth a buck.

The Worst Line Award comes from a singer and band I really respect. It kills me that someone as intelligent as Geezer Butler or Tony Iommi didn't say NO! That must be re-written. Or dude, seriously that's the dumbest shit any singer has ever spewed out of his piehole...

The Award goes to Dio and Heaven and Hell for this Mensa-influenced ditty from Rock & Roll Angel:

Just close your eyes
You're on a caravan to Superman
Sweet home infection
He can kill you with your smile

WOW! I'm all about mental imagery but why didn't he just say You're in a band van to Stupidland? Or you're on a Gondola ride to Lady Gagaland?

Not only is that the dumbest thing I read in 2009 but it could easily be the worst lyrics ever penned in any song in the history of music...

WHY DON'T YOU GO UPSTAIRS AND PLAY WITH YOUR FRIEND!

Buahahahahahahahaha. I'm still cracking up over that! Paging Dr. Faggot would be a distant 2nd but a great line from a much better movie and perfect timing also.

rjturtle9 · #2 12-30-2009, 05:08 AM

Alright i'll try this.

Best line goes to my friend Miguel (Churra). Me him, and a couple more of my friends were walking down the street and there is this tunnel thing that people can use to cross the street, mostly used for the children that are going to school. well we pass and the conversation goes something like this.
Me: damn it's dark down there. you can sick pound a 40 or blaze it in there.
One of my friends: haha fuck yeah we should try that.
Me: like you can get away with rape down there.
Churra: You can have consensual sex with a nice lady down there.
idk it was too funny we all laughed after he said that. idk if it was the way he said it, or if it's just the fact that those came out of a metalheads mouth haha. i guess you'd have to be there to understand.

Worst Line goes to Kanye West for the whole Talyor Swift thing haha i gotta admit though, that was some epic trolling on Kanye's part

jhdeity · #3 12-30-2009, 06:09 AM

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Churra: You can have consensual sex with a nice lady down there.

That would have been the perfect time to quote Phil from The Hangover:

PAGING DR. FAGGOT! Hahahahaha

rjturtle9 · #4 12-30-2009, 06:55 AM

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Originally Posted by jhdeity

That would have been the perfect time to quote Phil from The Hangover:

PAGING DR. FAGGOT! Hahahahaha

i still haven't seen that movie yet

makethemsuffer12 · #5 12-30-2009, 07:40 AM

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i still haven't seen that movie yet

BUY DVD, NAO

One of my favorite lines is, big suprise, from The Hangover. It's during the part where they put the sleeping pills in the steak for the tiger. Alan is asked why he is putting pepper on the steak, as to which he responds "Tigers like pepper, they hate cinnamon." It was really funny in the moment because of the randomness of it.

Div · #6 12-30-2009, 04:17 PM

the hangover was a funny movie, but not "the best comedy evar!" as most people are saying.

and i dont care, that dude with the beard is annoying and overrated, he plays the exact same character in every movie. the Youth in Revolt commercials are bad enough, but now i hear theres going to be a hangover 2, fuck

DethMaiden · #7 12-30-2009, 04:41 PM

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and i dont care, that dude with the beard is annoying and overrated, he plays the exact same character in every movie. the Youth in Revolt commercials are bad enough, but now i hear theres going to be a hangover 2, fuck

"Every movie." Like what? G-Force and the Hangover? Because he has been an underground comic for years, and has guest appearances on Tim and Eric that are hilarious. The Hangover, despite being really awesome, is slightly weaker than the stuff he's been doing forever.

ravenheart · #8 12-30-2009, 05:00 PM

To me The Hangover just looked like the same slapstick retard humour of Superbad, Knocked-Up and so on.

SirLardsAlot · #9 12-30-2009, 05:40 PM

She's acting like she's the queen, and we're the sorry people!

makethemsuffer12 · #10 12-30-2009, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Div

the hangover was a funny movie, but not "the best comedy evar!" as most people are saying.

Agreed. When I saw it I thought it was really funny, but not as good as I thought it was going to be. Still a good movie though.