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Old 08-28-2014, 07:15 PM
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Damn now the Jets are up! 3 in one day Drew is just blowing through these


Also best fan comment ever
Agreed, I just spit up water all over my computer.
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Old 08-28-2014, 09:01 PM
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Bon Jovi gonna fix everything.
Maybe in Buffalo, maybe somewhere else....somewhere warm and/or Canadian
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Old 08-29-2014, 08:41 AM
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Bills and Dolphins previews are up. This gem was the highlight of the Bills piece for me "The team even issued instructions for cheerleader vagina maintenance, because I guess that's a genuine health issue in the Buffalo area. Sammy Watkins may crack 50 ribs this season, but the Bills will be damned if they let any vaginas smell up the joint.
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Old 08-29-2014, 09:09 AM
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Can't wait for the Patriots one, I assume it will be up today

Also, poor Bills fans:
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16 years old, 1998, Music City Miracle. Watching the game with a crowd of people in my basement, eating a hamburger, 100% sure the call would be over turned. The last playoff memory I have is throwing my burger at the TV, watchin mustard explode all over the room and hearing my mom scream "Where the fuck are you going, clean this shit up!!", I slammed the door and left. I have been waiting for somebody to clean this shit up ever since.
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Old 08-29-2014, 10:23 AM
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Bills was really great. My highlight. Especially Weeks 10-13:

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Offseason/Preseason: Jairus Byrd lost to free agency. Marcell Dareus missing camp to attend substance abuse program. Kiko Alonso out the entire season. Cordy Glenn not at camp with mysterious non-football illness. Jim Schwartz in as Defensive Coordinator. Ralph died. The team's for sale. I've already got a migraine and a cramp in my dick and we haven't played a game yet.

Weeks 1-4: A relatively favorable schedule will have us fall ass backward into being 3-1 and the BILLievers will be out in force, myself included.

Weeks 5-8: Schwartz will prove useful against his old team and Watkins will have a big game against Detroit in Week 5. The matchup with the Pats in Week 6 will actually get some rare, pregame foreplay. New England will embarrass us. EJ will get hurt and be out 4-6 weeks. A warm body will take his place under center.

Week 9: We'll be 4-4 at the bye week with EJ still on the mend and several others banged up. Probably be on our 3rd string running back and waiver wire linebackers at this point.

Weeks 10-13: This will be another 1-3 stretch. The season will unofficially end in Week 13 with Buffalo hosting the coming out party for Johnny Manziel. After throwing his third touchdown late in the fourth quarter to take a commanding lead, he'll strut over to a sideline camera giving his money-finger-rub and taunt, "Heard y'all were for sale. Thinkin' 'bout buyin' y'all with the money I made in college." By Tuesday morning, the top story on Deadspin will be an underexposed, grainy photo of Manziel blowing coke off of a Jills cheerleader's ass from Saturday night before the game.

Weeks 14-17: At Denver, vs Green Bay, at Oakland, and at New England. That's 3 ass whoopins wrapped around a late afternoon, season-garbage-time game that pits us against the Raiders in a scrimmage of the 5-9's. We'll beat them in some weird, sloppy game by a score of 16-5 or something. The only highlight from the game will be vertically-shot iPhone footage of some rowdy Bills Mafia getting into a parking lot brawl with those guys from Raider Nation that look like the offspring of a Darth Vader/Road Warriors/KISS orgy. We'll finish the year 6-10, 2-4 in the division. I'll be in the yard burning my Bills jersey and zubaz, grumbling to my wife about Goodell, concussions, and Tom Brady in an effort to rationalize why I'm renouncing the NFL and becoming a baseball fan. To maintain my masochism, I'll choose to cheer for the Cubs.
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Old 08-30-2014, 11:55 AM
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Good news Bills fans, Bon Jovi is too fucking poor to bid for the team in his ownership group, so no Toronto.....maybeish

http://deadspin.com/bon-jovi-cant-bu...oor-1628862821
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Good news Bills fans, Bon Jovi is too fucking poor to bid for the team in his ownership group, so no Toronto.....maybeish

http://deadspin.com/bon-jovi-cant-bu...oor-1628862821
I've said it a lot the last few years (I'm not sure if I ever posted it here though) but an NFL team in Toronto will fail.
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Old 08-30-2014, 12:30 PM
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I've said it a lot the last few years (I'm not sure if I ever posted it here though) but an NFL team in Toronto will fail.
I agree whenever the Bills have played that one home game in Toronto it always looks like a ghost town, even when the schedule has a big name team coming to down like the Redskins, Seahawks and Falcons have in the past 3 years. Besides a NFL team in Canada is just a little weird, nothing against Canada. Besides I'll ask you this AC52, does the CFL team there do well
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Old 08-30-2014, 12:46 PM
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Old 08-30-2014, 12:58 PM
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I agree whenever the Bills have played that one home game in Toronto it always looks like a ghost town, even when the schedule has a big name team coming to down like the Redskins, Seahawks and Falcons have in the past 3 years. Besides a NFL team in Canada is just a little weird, nothing against Canada. Besides I'll ask you this AC52, does the CFL team there do well
I think if the Bills were a winning franchise or at least were a contender most years the attendance up in Toronto wouldn't be too bad. If they ever moved there the attendance would probably be decent for a few seasons then it will die off if they weren't winning. It's was just a stupid decision to have one game a year in Toronto. If it's not hockey and beer it's hard to get Canadian sport fans to care about it
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