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Old 01-01-2014, 03:33 PM
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you should see the converse high-tops I got for christmas

BTW, I'm abroad right now with my family, so I may not be able to continue this list for another ten days. I was also fucked out of creativity last night, but hopefully this new setting will supply some inspiration
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Old 01-02-2014, 07:15 AM
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"I... what the hell happened? How the hell did this happen? Don't you need someone else to operate the chair?"

"He set it on automate, ma'am."

"Why, on god's green earth, why? Are you telling me my son was... suicidal?"

"...Well, no."

"..."

"Your son was, um, masturbating."

"...Excuse me?"

"Yeah, well... It's a new trend, I guess. You know how a bunch of kids accidentally hang themselves trying to whack off? He-"

"-Autoerotic asphyxiation."

"Yeah, well he was doing that in the electric chair."

"...."

"Again, ma'am, sorry about your loss."




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Old 01-03-2014, 12:58 PM
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Eschewing proper morbidity for transient decay,
this arcane earth will betray.
torn from a lingering embrace.
"Lately, it's tame."
spirits, hear our prayer: off to the brush, we'll lament the sea.
A bridge to troubled dreams.
(o'er tainted roses)
Linger on, safe as night.

(Voices drown in the forest; our tales drown out. The trapdoor is purgatory.)

I particularly like the first track

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Old 01-03-2014, 01:20 PM
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ur descriptions r kewl
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Old 01-03-2014, 02:20 PM
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ur descriptions r kewl
lol thnx jackson XD



Uncouth. A middle-class revolt; now's no better time. Start with the office; oh, I hear arsenic gives coffee a lavender kick. This town will be ours; slaves are blighted; but we've imbibed the conquering spirit. This fight is uncouth. And we've slain the conqueror worm. Rise//fall. Again and again.
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Old 01-03-2014, 03:16 PM
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Lots of really great shit here man, awesome write ups as well. That Pinkish Black album is soo good.
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Old 01-06-2014, 08:51 AM
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Thank you so much man! I'm elated you approve



One year ago today a friend and I were vacationing in Costa Rica and decided on that very day we would hike up a volcano.

It had been down pouring rain the past two days. No one had ever accused the two of us of being the most forward-thinking individuals, but what else is life but a series of well-meaning mistakes? I'm sure there's a neat French expression for what I'm trying to say.

But yes, on to the hike. Going up was a tricky task, and knowing the descent would be even more strenuous did nothing to lift our spirits. At the top, we briefly took in the views and tried to enjoy them as much as that was possible, then began our perilous descent.

As I expected, the trail immediately showed us who had the power. (It wasn't us.) We sprinted down to the nearest outpost to see if there was any Antivenom. I was being much too hopeful for the current situation, but I now believe that my optimistic spirit saved him that day.

Needless to say, there was Antivenom, but no needles. No fresh needles, anyway.

Yesterday my friend's immune system finally gave out. Today my friend no longer inhabits the same mass of flesh and bones.

Such is life.

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Old 01-06-2014, 11:05 AM
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Really original choices, and the descriptions are epic I'm loving this!
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Old 01-07-2014, 11:03 PM
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Really original choices, and the descriptions are epic I'm loving this!
Thanks man! I appreciate your words. I'm really flattered that so many people are liking these, though sadly I did 'use up' a bunch of inspiration and good ideas early on. Anyway...



There are liars in the barracks.
Beware (be aware) of the festering pride. The times are grim, you know.
"Oh god, put me to rest," they say.
Lamenting the visage of parched modesty;
the fifth will bleed.

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Sorry, but I'm not posting any links -- if slap's review didn't convince you to give this a listen, I don't see why my half-drunk ramblings would.
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Old 01-10-2014, 03:48 PM
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The perfect screenplay?

[Two men meet each others' gazes in a Parisian cafe. They are both visitors. The American knows only a few French expressions; the other, from the Ukraine, knows even fewer. Needless to say, verbal communication is impossible.]

[But the spiritual connection is immediately felt. Understand, neither man is conventionally attractive in the physical sense. And yet these two human beings can't take their eyes off each other. They can't take withdraw their souls from the other. It's already happened. For perhaps the first time in human history, two human beings found their soulmate. But what will they tell their wives? Will they tell them anything? Maybe, they'll discover, there need be no connotations at play. Maybe there is no need to overcome the barrier.]

Nope. I crumpled it into a ball and tossed it in the fireplace. Films have a certain responsibility to the viewers, no? Not to feed them false hope in the form of cliches. I wouldn't take a part in that for all the money the bastards could offer.

But still (promise not to tell) I maintain a glimmer of... no, "hope" is not the right word... awareness. That anything can happen at the will of the Universe. And who is it that deciphers this will? Can anyone?

Above all, I wish I could find that human being. I wish I could know that such a person is out there, maybe wondering the same about me, maybe not. I won't accept anything less... I can't.
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