Mayhem Festival 2012

[mankvill]

High On Fire:

Matt Pike takes the stage and strums his guitar once. The ground starts to rumble and the overcast skies part to reveal Tony Iommi himself being lowered down to the stage by a holy host of angels. Those in the crowd wearing Whitechapel and Asking Alexandria shirts are immediately blinded for life and driven insane by the sight. Tony Iommi produces a guitar from thin air that is crafted from wood and metal and alloys unknown to our particular dimension and bestows the gift to Matt Pike, uttering the words: "The torch is passed to you, my son." which triggers a mass hysteria as circle pits break out all over the world and every deathcore and melodic metalcore band commit seppuku to avoid shaming their families any more. As Prophet Iommi ascends back to his otherworldly throne, the sky erupts into a flaming inferno-storm which destroys Whitechapel, Asking Alexandria and The Devil Wears Prada, as well as their fans worldwide. The resulting electromagnetic nuclear explosion that occurs from His Riffness returning from whence he came sends worldwide static interference that erases all discs/tracks/computers/etc. containing shitty music. As soon as the heavens return to normal, Sir Matt Pike of Riffington begins The First Set of High On Fire In The Year Of Our Riff-Lord Twenty-Twelve. And it is good.

every1 else: who cares??? lol

[treghet]

Originally Posted by mankvill

The ground starts to rumble and the overcast skies part to reveal Tony Iommi himself being lowered down to the stage by a holy host of angels.

Whoa whoa whoa, back up... don't go predicting Tony Iommi is going to die this year.

[mankvill]

Originally Posted by treghet

Whoa whoa whoa, back up... don't go predicting Tony Iommi is going to die this year.

Who said anything about him being dead?

[treghet]

Well why else would he be lowered to the stage by ANGELS?

[mankvill]

Originally Posted by treghet

Well why else would he be lowered to the stage by ANGELS?

His Riffness has control over Earth, Heaven, Hell, Minecraftia, Serebii, Hyrule, and every other plane of existence in between.

[kalfitegrdan]

Originally Posted by christopher

You are awesome!! MFKR is my favorite Slipknot release. If Corey was to be there for a bit, I would also love to hear him do Purity before he died

Haha, yeah. As you can see, it's definitely my favorite album of their's too.

Originally Posted by mankvill

His Riffness has control over Earth, Heaven, Hell, Minecraftia, Serebii, Hyrule, and every other plane of existence in between.

Your story wins. In mine, only the hardcore kids actually at the concert died.

[Jochen]

Slayer

1. South of Heaven
2. Killing Fields
3. Sex. Murder. Art
4. War Ensemble
5. Stain of Mind
6. Bloodline
7. Chemical Warfare
8. Ghosts of War
9. Kill Again
10. Dead Skin Mask
11. Season in the Abyss
12. Raining Blood
13. The Final Command
14. Angel of Death

[Indestructible]

Anthrax
1. In My World
2. Efilnikufesin (N.F.L.)
3. A.I.R.
4. Fight Em Til You Can't
5. Madhouse
6. The Devil You Know
7. Antisocial
8. Caught In A Mosh
9. Indians

Motorhead
1. Overkill
2. Bomber
3. Shoot You In The Back
4. Deaf Forever
5. Living In The Post
6. Rock N Roll Music
7. Orgasmatron
8. Iron Fist
9. Killed By Death
10. Ace Of Spades

Slayer
1. Hell Awaits
2. Disciple
3. Flesh Storm
4. Psychopathy Red
5. Silent Scream
6. Dead Skin Mask
7. Angel Of Death
8. Chemical Warfare
9. Black Magic
10. Seasons In The Abyss
11. South Of Heaven
12. Criminally Insane
13. Raining Blood

Slipknot
1. Gematria (The Killing Name)
2. Left Behind
3. Before I Forget
4. Psychosocial
5. Disasterpiece
6. Sulfur
7. Purity
8. My Plague
9. Surfacing
10. Child Of Burning Time
11. Vermilion
12. Wherein Lies Continue
13. Wait And Bleed
14. Duality