MetallicBrian's Shittiest Fucking "2011 Best Of" List Ever

metallicbrian666 · #1 12-03-2011, 02:40 PM

I've listened to 23 albums worth mentioning this year. I'm gonna list those here. The list is the most diverse list in the history of music listening, because I am more open minded than all of you and therefore a better person all around. I'll probably get lazy pretty early into the list, so lower your expectations.

slapguitarer · #2 12-03-2011, 02:44 PM

I couldn't lower my expectations if I tried.

metallicbrian666 · #3 12-03-2011, 02:48 PM

Anal Cunt - Fuckin' A

Kicking off the list is a drastic change in style for Anal Cunt - cock rock. While the idea may seem borderline retarded, it is executed well and does a good job of being a parody of the 80s while still delivering some quality tunes. Even if you think their noisegrind material is the devil's music, I suggest you give Fuckin' A a listen. It's a shame that this wasn't their last album and they released that boring and uninspired piece of shit Wearing Out Our Welcome.

metallicbrian666 · #4 12-03-2011, 02:56 PM

22. Slash Dementia - Race Against The Machine

From the mystical land of Finland comes the grindcore act Slash Dementia. This album is 18 tracks of catchy grindcore laced with buzzsaw guitar tone goodness. Fans of Rotten Sound and Nasum will not be disappointed.

larvtard · #5 12-03-2011, 03:00 PM

Sounds exactly like Nasum but like you said they have that Sunlight guitar tone as well. Good find man

metallicbrian666 · #6 12-03-2011, 03:03 PM

21. Star Fucking Hipsters - From The Dumpster To The Grave

SFH once again deliver quality punk rock with their newest album. Fans of SFH and Stza's other projects should have a basic idea of what to expect, just catchy punk with hints of ska. This is Nico(female vocals)'s last album with them. Good shit.

metallicbrian666 · #7 12-03-2011, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by larvtard

Sounds exactly like Nasum but like you said they have that Sunlight guitar tone as well. Good find man

Yeah dude, I first found out about them when I saw on youtube that they used the Behringer ripoff of the Boss HM-2 that all of those bands used (as well as the Boss), and they said the Behringer was pretty much indistinguishable from the original. So I bought one off ebay for 18 bucks!

larvtard · #8 12-03-2011, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by metallicbrian666

Yeah dude, I first found out about them when I saw on youtube that they used the Behringer ripoff of the Boss HM-2 that all of those bands used (as well as the Boss), and they said the Behringer was pretty much indistinguishable from the original. So I bought one off ebay for 18 bucks!

Oh yeah? Damn, that's sick. How much do the originals usually cost?

metallicbrian666 · #9 12-03-2011, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by larvtard

Oh yeah? Damn, that's sick. How much do the originals usually cost?

Anywhere from 40 to like 80

christopher · #10 12-03-2011, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by metallicbrian666

21. Star Fucking Hipsters - From The Dumpster To The Grave

SFH once again deliver quality punk rock with their newest album. Fans of SFH and Stza's other projects should have a basic idea of what to expect, just catchy punk with hints of ska. This is Nico(female vocals)'s last album with them. Good shit.

This is definitely in my top 10 for the year, if not the top 5. I think Stza can't write a shitty album. I think this album tops Never Rest in Peace. From the Dumpster to the Grave is such an awesome track. I also love the one where Stza raps.