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Old 04-25-2011, 03:45 PM
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Five Finger Death Punch needs a new bassist.

Requirements include: Hard rock/Alternative metal look, must be under 35, not over six feet tall. Oh, and tattoos are a plus. Stay classy guys. http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/bla...sitemID=157257
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Old 04-25-2011, 03:46 PM
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Requirements include: Hard rock/Alternative metal look, must be under 35, not over six feet tall. Oh, and tattoos are a plus.
What about the ability to play bass?
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Old 04-25-2011, 03:49 PM
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They said the ability was a plus, not required.
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Old 04-25-2011, 03:52 PM
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It takes them 7 points before they mention musical ability as a requirement (well not really a requirement I guess)

But it is an absolute necessity to look like a badass, NO EXCEPTIONS!
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Old 04-25-2011, 03:58 PM
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How much is required in the fighting skills department?
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Old 04-25-2011, 04:01 PM
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* Hard rock/alternative metal look
* Your image MUST be compatible with the band (absolutely no exceptions!)
* Under 35 years of age (no exceptions)
* Athletic build
* Not over 6 feet tall
* Tattoos a plus
I LMFAO'd.
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Old 04-25-2011, 04:01 PM
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lol @ No drinkers or smokers.

Must look like a rockstar, but can't party like one? So in order to join this band you have to look like an asshole, and that's it. Oh how I hate tough guy metal.
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Old 04-25-2011, 04:05 PM
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What about the ability to play bass?
Irrelevant.
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Old 04-25-2011, 04:11 PM
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When reading the title I assumed that this was not news and instead you about to go on a rant about how much he sucked, and the fact that you posted that in news made me very pleased.
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Old 04-25-2011, 04:12 PM
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The lead singer looks like Stephen Geoffreys from Fright Night.
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