Five Finger Death Punch needs a new bassist.

[orlandodavis]

Requirements include: Hard rock/Alternative metal look, must be under 35, not over six feet tall. Oh, and tattoos are a plus. Stay classy guys. http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/bla...sitemID=157257

[rjturtle9]

Originally Posted by orlandodavis

Requirements include: Hard rock/Alternative metal look, must be under 35, not over six feet tall. Oh, and tattoos are a plus.

What about the ability to play bass?

[orlandodavis]

They said the ability was a plus, not required.

[NecroRob]

It takes them 7 points before they mention musical ability as a requirement (well not really a requirement I guess)

But it is an absolute necessity to look like a badass, NO EXCEPTIONS!

[DethMaiden]

How much is required in the fighting skills department?

[Northern_Shaman]

* Hard rock/alternative metal look
* Your image MUST be compatible with the band (absolutely no exceptions!)
* Under 35 years of age (no exceptions)
* Athletic build
* Not over 6 feet tall
* Tattoos a plus

I LMFAO'd.

[rjturtle9]

lol @ No drinkers or smokers.

Must look like a rockstar, but can't party like one? So in order to join this band you have to look like an asshole, and that's it. Oh how I hate tough guy metal.

[ravenheart]

Originally Posted by rjturtle9

What about the ability to play bass?

Irrelevant.

[Wizzbang11]

When reading the title I assumed that this was not news and instead you about to go on a rant about how much he sucked, and the fact that you posted that in news made me very pleased.

[orlandodavis]

The lead singer looks like Stephen Geoffreys from Fright Night.