Home Set Lists Forums The Permanent Record Asshole Opinion

Eluveitie -- Baltimore, MD -- September 19th, 2014
Riot Fest -- Denver, CO -- September 19th, 2014
It Lies Within -- Flint, MI -- September 18th, 2014
Puya -- Washington, D.C. -- September 17th, 2014
Samhain -- Los Angeles, CA -- September 19th, 2014

  #1  
Old 08-02-2010, 07:35 PM
orlandodavis's Avatar
orlandodavis orlandodavis is offline
Rich Haagen Dazs farts
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: madison ms
Posts: 314
Augury facebook.

Something got lost in translation at the Augury facebook page. Quote "As someone said we raped a lot of cows last night in San Francisco!! Tonight is Santa Ana turn, watch your cows!!" Like I said something got lost in translation. What it is I have no clue but I thought it was pretty funny.
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 08-02-2010, 08:32 PM
idrinkwine732's Avatar
idrinkwine732 idrinkwine732 is offline
Pursue happiness with diligence
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Washington, D.C.
Posts: 4,413
cool story bro
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 08-02-2010, 08:43 PM
powerslave_85's Avatar
powerslave_85 powerslave_85 is offline
Like a chupacabra, but with dicks
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Burlington, VT
Posts: 10,977
__________________
"COLONEL KLINK, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!"
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 08-02-2010, 09:35 PM
orlandodavis's Avatar
orlandodavis orlandodavis is offline
Rich Haagen Dazs farts
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: madison ms
Posts: 314
How do rape a cow anyway? Do you take it out to dinner buy it lobster and force yourself on it when it says I don't know your well enough you threaten it by saying you'll take it to the slaughterhouse and it'll end up being a triple whopper with cheese if it doesn't put out.
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 08-02-2010, 10:02 PM
Div's Avatar
Div Div is offline
cool babies, strange but not a stranger
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: NJ
Posts: 7,356
Quote:
Originally Posted by orlandodavis View Post
How do rape a cow anyway? Do you take it out to dinner buy it lobster and force yourself on it when it says I don't know your well enough you threaten it by saying you'll take it to the slaughterhouse and it'll end up being a triple whopper with cheese if it doesn't put out.

Well according to these two guys I talked to once, you have to put the bull in one of the holding pens with the tight walls so that it cant move around. Then you stand in front of it and take your pants off, keep in mind you need two guys to do this, and put salt on your balls. After your balls are salted you shove your dick into one of its nostrils and fuck it in the nose, this way it cant bite your dick off, but it will lick the salt off your balls, and so you have one guy take one nostril and you take the other one and hold it by the horns and you should be good to go until you're done.
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 08-02-2010, 10:04 PM
TonyD's Avatar
TonyD TonyD is offline
I like the way the line runs up the back of the stocking
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Bay Area
Posts: 6,239
Quote:
Originally Posted by powerslave_85 View Post
I loled
__________________
10/6 Torche
11/16 Judas Priest
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 08-03-2010, 01:28 AM
ravenheart's Avatar
ravenheart ravenheart is offline
Meanwhile, behind the facade of this innocent looking bookstore...
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: England
Posts: 18,322
Steve Augeri sang for Journey.

Sorry, I thought this was a thread for irrelevant comments.
__________________
www.jukeboxmetal.com
http://jukeboxmetal.blogspot.com

25/9 Andrew O'Neill
8/10 Jex Thoth
13/10 The Skull
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 05:25 PM.


Blah Blah Blah Copyright WWW.METALSETLISTS.COM 2008