List of the most BADASS bands

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These don't necessarily have to be your favorite bands, but just bands that are purely badass. Bands that you would love moshing to.


-Chimaira
-Five Finger Death Punch
-Hatebreed
-Lamb of God
-Machine Head
-Pantera
-Slipknot
-Throwdown

[DethMaiden]

[mankvill]

5 finger death punch
lamb of god
winds of plague
basically any band i can find on the radio between ufc matches and before my bros get here with the keg

shit is fuckin badass i bet the singers could kick anyones ass and therefore their music is so good

disturbed
korn (R U READY??????? JUMP DA FUKK UP!!!1)_


yeah man, i love badass bands

edit: fucking hatebreed man

[Maiden33]

Originally Posted by mankvill

5 finger death punch
lamb of god
winds of plague
basically any band i can find on the radio between ufc matches and before my bros get here with the keg

shit is fuckin badass i bet the singers could kick anyones ass and therefore their music is so good

disturbed
korn (R U READY??????? JUMP DA FUKK UP!!!1)_


yeah man, i love badass bands

edit: fucking hatebreed man

Seriously, I lol'd.

[DethMaiden]

In all seriousness, this thread is something that would have appeared on the board a couple years ago as total irony if it appeared at all, and it kind of makes me want to throw up that a shit ton of active posters would probably love to share their totally serious answers to this question now.

[mankvill]

Originally Posted by DethMaiden

In all seriousness, this thread is something that would have appeared on the board a couple years ago as total irony if it appeared at all, and it kind of makes me want to throw up that a shit ton of active posters would probably love to share their totally serious answers to this question now.

dude wtf i bet u cudnt even fight log or 5fdp one on one u fag so stfu and go back 2 ur dundeongs and dragons ultra underground BR00TAL shit just because its popular doesnt mean its not good i no hot girls who l;isten to log and 5fdp so that more than ur shitty shit can get

I think I've effectively lumped together every typical rebuttal from certain members of this board into one post!

[Maiden33]

Originally Posted by mankvill

dude wtf i bet u cudnt even fight log or 5fdp one on one u fag so stfu and go back 2 ur dundeongs and dragons ultra underground BR00TAL shit just because its popular doesnt mean its not good i no hot girls who l;isten to log and 5fdp so that more than ur shitty shit can get

I think I've effectively lumped together every typical rebuttal from certain members of this board into one post!

That's two for two in the department.

[Natrlhi]

Originally Posted by Maiden33

That's two for two in the department.

Very true, sir - and very accurate to form, I might add. Monsieur Mankvill's post is really quite the work of art, I must say. Note the liberal use of acronyms, which the youth of today employ generously in order to increase the speed at which they can text. Also note the conscious omission of sentence breaks - or indeed, any punctuation whatsoever - a technique which is also applied for basically the same reason. In addition, notice the absence of proper capitalization - after all, pressing the "shift" button requires extra keystrokes which are not essential to a good scenester post. Finally, note the general tone of the paragraph - heavy on the chest-beating metaphors, insults to the reader (as well as belittling others to bolster the writer's own wavering self-esteem), and generally rebellious attitude. Oh, and the intentional misspellings are the coup de grace - they just seem to scream, "I don't care about proper spelling - screw society and your RULES!"

Bravo, old chap - bravo. Well done, indeed. You truly are in touch with the youth of today. Might we trouble you to interpret for us from time to time? Some of the posts from the young scenesters on this board are getting frightfully difficult to discern - your periodic assistance would be most welcome. Again - kudos, Sir Mankvill!

[Indestructible]

Lamb Of God
Pantera
Five finger Death Punch
Slayer
Hatebreed

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Fuckin kids these days don't know shit