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Old 07-28-2009, 02:02 AM
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Dime-a-Dozen tour

So, I've got this GREAT idea for a tour. Called the dime-a-dozen tour, and it features all the cookie-cutter breebree deathcore bands. Headlined by Whitechapel, Job for a Cowboy, Impending Doom, and Winds of Plague, for 10 dollars, you can see 1,200 shitty dime-a-dozen bands.

Good idea, huh?
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Old 07-28-2009, 05:28 AM
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Shouldnt it be 10 cents for 12 shitty deathcore bree bree bands? I think that would make more sense.
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Old 07-28-2009, 10:46 AM
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Suicide Silence
Whitechapel
Job For a Cowboy
Winds Of Plague
Impending Doom

Impending Doom

1. Bree Bree Snarl Bree
2. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeyaw Bree Bree
3. Bree Bree We Love Jesus Breeeee
4. Wear Basketball Jerseys And Flat-Brimmed Caps Because We Aren't Wigger Deathcore At All
5. Would You Like Some Bree With Your Bree?
6. Don't Call Us Bree-core
7. Would You Like Some Bree With Your Bree? (reprise)

Winds Of Plague
1. A Really Long Breakdown
2. We Have A Hot Keyboardist, Are We Popular Yet With Mainstream Metal Magazines?
3. Breakdown World Record
4. Artwork Featuring Ninjas
5. *10 minutes of chiding the audience to start a circle pit on this next song*
6. Strumming The Chords Of A Guitar 4 Times For One Long Breakdown
7. Ironic Keyboard Cover of Van Halen's "Jump"
8. Breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Job For A Cowboy
1. Bree Bree We're Death Metal Now Guys
2. Bree Bree Chugga Chugga See Look, We Have Guitar Solos Now, Kinda
3. Squeel Squeel Breeeee Our Bass Player Is Still A Huge Douche, But We Actually Play Metal Now Guys, Come On
4. One Song That Goes On For Far Too Long
5. Chugga Chugga Half-Assed Semi-Guitar Solo
6. Is This The 6th Song Or The First, They All Sound The Same
7. Is This Job For A Cowboy Or Any One Of The Other Myriad Of Deathcore Bands, They All Sound The Same
8. Knee Deep (First Minute And Half Only )

Whitechapel
1. BRO-CORE
2. FUK YA LETS SEE U JUMP DA FUCK UP
3. WE HAVE THREE GUITARISTS THAT ONLY PLAY FUCKING BREAKDOWNS
4. No, I'm Serious, They Have Three Fucking Guitarists.
5. Bree Bree Bree
6. Brie Is My Favorite Cheese
7. Hey Bro, Let's Go Lift Some Weights After This Massive Set, Bro
8. Bree, Bro. Bree.
9. Shitting Dicknipples (A La Mode)

Suicide Silence
1. Generic Deathcore Song #6023i
2. Breakdown To End All Breakdowns
3. We May Not Me On Metal-Archives, But We're Still Fucking Metal; Here's A Breakdown
4. Scene Kid Haircuts (A Ballad)
5.
6. A Half-Assed Cover Of Some Metal Song That We Think Will Give Us Cred
7. Strumming The Guitar Once While The Drums To A Breakdown And We Jump All Over The Stage Like Faggots
8. Wheelbarrow Of Dicks
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Old 07-28-2009, 10:56 AM
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That is definately the greatest metalsetlists post I have ever seen. Amazing
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Old 07-28-2009, 11:00 AM
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Old 08-20-2009, 04:55 PM
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Suicide Silence
Whitechapel
Job For a Cowboy
Winds Of Plague
Impending Doom

Impending Doom

1. Bree Bree Snarl Bree
2. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeyaw Bree Bree
3. Bree Bree We Love Jesus Breeeee
4. Wear Basketball Jerseys And Flat-Brimmed Caps Because We Aren't Wigger Deathcore At All
5. Would You Like Some Bree With Your Bree?
6. Don't Call Us Bree-core
7. Would You Like Some Bree With Your Bree? (reprise)

Winds Of Plague
1. A Really Long Breakdown
2. We Have A Hot Keyboardist, Are We Popular Yet With Mainstream Metal Magazines?
3. Breakdown World Record
4. Artwork Featuring Ninjas
5. *10 minutes of chiding the audience to start a circle pit on this next song*
6. Strumming The Chords Of A Guitar 4 Times For One Long Breakdown
7. Ironic Keyboard Cover of Van Halen's "Jump"
8. Breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Job For A Cowboy
1. Bree Bree We're Death Metal Now Guys
2. Bree Bree Chugga Chugga See Look, We Have Guitar Solos Now, Kinda
3. Squeel Squeel Breeeee Our Bass Player Is Still A Huge Douche, But We Actually Play Metal Now Guys, Come On
4. One Song That Goes On For Far Too Long
5. Chugga Chugga Half-Assed Semi-Guitar Solo
6. Is This The 6th Song Or The First, They All Sound The Same
7. Is This Job For A Cowboy Or Any One Of The Other Myriad Of Deathcore Bands, They All Sound The Same
8. Knee Deep (First Minute And Half Only )

Whitechapel
1. BRO-CORE
2. FUK YA LETS SEE U JUMP DA FUCK UP
3. WE HAVE THREE GUITARISTS THAT ONLY PLAY FUCKING BREAKDOWNS
4. No, I'm Serious, They Have Three Fucking Guitarists.
5. Bree Bree Bree
6. Brie Is My Favorite Cheese
7. Hey Bro, Let's Go Lift Some Weights After This Massive Set, Bro
8. Bree, Bro. Bree.
9. Shitting Dicknipples (A La Mode)

Suicide Silence
1. Generic Deathcore Song #6023i
2. Breakdown To End All Breakdowns
3. We May Not Me On Metal-Archives, But We're Still Fucking Metal; Here's A Breakdown
4. Scene Kid Haircuts (A Ballad)
5.
6. A Half-Assed Cover Of Some Metal Song That We Think Will Give Us Cred
7. Strumming The Guitar Once While The Drums To A Breakdown And We Jump All Over The Stage Like Faggots
8. Wheelbarrow Of Dicks


OMG LMAO, no seriously, that's some funny shit there! I have to send that to some friends, thanks for the laughs dude, this is the post of the decade!!!!
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Old 08-20-2009, 05:40 PM
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Suicide Silence
Whitechapel
Job For a Cowboy
Winds Of Plague
Impending Doom

Impending Doom

1. Bree Bree Snarl Bree
2. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeyaw Bree Bree
3. Bree Bree We Love Jesus Breeeee
4. Wear Basketball Jerseys And Flat-Brimmed Caps Because We Aren't Wigger Deathcore At All
5. Would You Like Some Bree With Your Bree?
6. Don't Call Us Bree-core
7. Would You Like Some Bree With Your Bree? (reprise)

Winds Of Plague
1. A Really Long Breakdown
2. We Have A Hot Keyboardist, Are We Popular Yet With Mainstream Metal Magazines?
3. Breakdown World Record
4. Artwork Featuring Ninjas
5. *10 minutes of chiding the audience to start a circle pit on this next song*
6. Strumming The Chords Of A Guitar 4 Times For One Long Breakdown
7. Ironic Keyboard Cover of Van Halen's "Jump"
8. Breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Job For A Cowboy
1. Bree Bree We're Death Metal Now Guys
2. Bree Bree Chugga Chugga See Look, We Have Guitar Solos Now, Kinda
3. Squeel Squeel Breeeee Our Bass Player Is Still A Huge Douche, But We Actually Play Metal Now Guys, Come On
4. One Song That Goes On For Far Too Long
5. Chugga Chugga Half-Assed Semi-Guitar Solo
6. Is This The 6th Song Or The First, They All Sound The Same
7. Is This Job For A Cowboy Or Any One Of The Other Myriad Of Deathcore Bands, They All Sound The Same
8. Knee Deep (First Minute And Half Only )

Whitechapel
1. BRO-CORE
2. FUK YA LETS SEE U JUMP DA FUCK UP
3. WE HAVE THREE GUITARISTS THAT ONLY PLAY FUCKING BREAKDOWNS
4. No, I'm Serious, They Have Three Fucking Guitarists.
5. Bree Bree Bree
6. Brie Is My Favorite Cheese
7. Hey Bro, Let's Go Lift Some Weights After This Massive Set, Bro
8. Bree, Bro. Bree.
9. Shitting Dicknipples (A La Mode)

Suicide Silence
1. Generic Deathcore Song #6023i
2. Breakdown To End All Breakdowns
3. We May Not Me On Metal-Archives, But We're Still Fucking Metal; Here's A Breakdown
4. Scene Kid Haircuts (A Ballad)
5.
6. A Half-Assed Cover Of Some Metal Song That We Think Will Give Us Cred
7. Strumming The Guitar Once While The Drums To A Breakdown And We Jump All Over The Stage Like Faggots
8. Wheelbarrow Of Dicks
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Old 08-20-2009, 05:58 PM
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I thought this was a mock Dimebag tribute show.
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Old 08-21-2009, 06:07 AM
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If You Wanted the shittest deathcore tour around the lineup would have to go like this
Bring Me The Horizon
Emmure
Impending Doom
Rose Funeral
See You Next Tuesday
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Old 08-21-2009, 06:19 AM
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mankvill - that shit was awesome
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