Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

powerslave_85 · #1 06-23-2009, 08:25 PM

So stoked to see this. I'm going to see it as soon as I get off work tomorrow!

Just kidding! I'd rather cut my dick off with a rusty spoon at a Brokencyde concert than see this fucking piece of shit. I heard there are two "black" robots who can't read. And one of them has a gold tooth. Fuck you, Michael Bay. Fuck you forever.

DethMaiden · #2 06-23-2009, 08:30 PM

GODDAMMIT CRAWL IN A HOLE AND DIE MICHAEL BAY

AND YOU TOO SHIA LABEEF

SomewhereInTime72 · #3 06-23-2009, 08:38 PM

You actually had me there for a second before I got to the rest of the post. I was so confused.

Div · #4 06-23-2009, 09:24 PM

I hope Michael Bay blows himself up in one of his lame ass explosions.

there is only one transformers movie. the one where orson welles voices a giant pissed off planet eating robot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUE0f...eature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG4Ga...eature=related

seriously, one of the most menacing villians ive ever heard

mankvill · #5 06-23-2009, 10:42 PM

I hate it when people mispronounce Shia LeBeouf. Because they say "Shay La..." and I think they're gonna say Shay Laren and I get all excited, but then say, "...boof?"

Div · #6 06-25-2009, 02:09 PM

to be fair, michael bay didnt write the movie, these two 'pretty cool guys' did

JRA · #7 06-25-2009, 03:37 PM

I was in class today and this textbook skinny ditz said "OMG TRANSFORMERS 2 WAS SO GOOD." I non-chalantly asked her if she even watched the cartoon series, to which she replied "No."

It is absolutely disgusting to know that two of these CGI slabs of garbage have been released.

Div · #8 06-25-2009, 04:04 PM

heres an example of how ridiculous this movie is

this is soundwave, he was my favorite G1 character:

now here was a concept art floating around before the movie came out. it doesnt look exactly like him, but the basics of how he looks are pretty much the same. i thought to myself that it was pretty good compared to how some of the other transformers looked.

but turns out, this is how he looks in the movie.

...wut? that's just... huh? what is this final fantasy looking bullshit? how do you fuck something up so bad to the point where even the basic shape of the character is lost in translation? the thought of all these little kids playing with this toy and knowing him as "soundwave" is just.... fuck

TonyD · #9 06-25-2009, 04:17 PM

Now it's your turn to learn that, "it's just a movie".

I liked the first one, but after hearing that this one is made of explosions and black stereotypes, I'll save my 10 bucks for Public Enemies or the Hangover.

JRA · #10 06-25-2009, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Div

heres an example of how ridiculous this movie is

this is soundwave, he was my favorite G1 character:

now here was a concept art floating around before the movie came out. it doesnt look exactly like him, but the basics of how he looks are pretty much the same. i thought to myself that it was pretty good compared to how some of the other transformers looked.

but turns out, this is how he looks in the movie.

...wut? that's just... huh? what is this final fantasy looking bullshit? how do you fuck something up so bad to the point where even the basic shape of the character is lost in translation? the thought of all these little kids playing with this toy and knowing him as "soundwave" is just.... fuck

Exactly, Shia and Megan could be somewhat forgivable if the actual characters looked distinguishable.