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Old 04-02-2007, 07:46 AM
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What if, like, we are all a dream? Like, some guy is just dreaming, and we are all an elaborate thought in that man's dreams. Like WOW!
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Old 04-02-2007, 07:54 AM
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So if a dude has two penises and he has a boner, does he chose which one get's a boner, or do they both get a boner? Or how bout if he has to piss, does he chose which one to piss out of, or does he piss out of both?
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Old 04-02-2007, 08:05 AM
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So if a dude has two penises and he has a boner, does he chose which one get's a boner, or do they both get a boner? Or how bout if he has to piss, does he chose which one to piss out of, or does he piss out of both?
I think the more important question is......uh...?
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I think the more important answer is......uh...?
...this thread sucks ass.
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Old 04-02-2007, 08:25 AM
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...this thread sucks ass.
I loveeeee Spinal Tap. Like, when they're on stage........um...........its like they become one with the.....uh.....fans, yah know?
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Old 04-02-2007, 08:31 AM
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I loveeeee Spinal Tap. Like, when they're on stage........um...........its like they become one with the.....uh.....fans, yah know?
Now I'm confused.
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Old 04-02-2007, 08:39 AM
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OK, time for my deep thoughts and things to ponder:

Why is there braile on drive-up ATM's and TV remotes?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

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Old 04-02-2007, 08:47 AM
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Why is there braile on drive-up ATM's...?
I have proposed that question to many people, and they either look at me like they have no idea what I am talking about, or they saying I am insensitive.
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Old 04-02-2007, 09:38 AM
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The hermeneutic circle is attached to a canonical concept of hyper-reality. I imagine that the self-self has parted ways with the otherness of this ontological endeavor.
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Old 04-02-2007, 10:06 AM
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Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Now that just sounds like a George Carlin bit.
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