I'm not here very often, so I dunno if any of you have ever seen them. But if you run a search on youtube for this band called Massacration, you will get a good laugh. Check out their videos, like "Metal Is the Law".
If you enjoyed it, watch "Cereal Metal", "Metal Bucetation" (watch the unplugged version too). They even have a fake rockumentary.
They're basically a joke metal band outta Brazil, their lyrics are hilarious, they throw in some random Portugeese. And not to mention some bad english phrasing, done on purpose I'm sure.