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Old 01-02-2014, 08:15 AM
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"I... what the hell happened? How the hell did this happen? Don't you need someone else to operate the chair?"

"He set it on automate, ma'am."

"Why, on god's green earth, why? Are you telling me my son was... suicidal?"

"...Well, no."


"Your son was, um, masturbating."

"...Excuse me?"

"Yeah, well... It's a new trend, I guess. You know how a bunch of kids accidentally hang themselves trying to whack off? He-"

"-Autoerotic asphyxiation."

"Yeah, well he was doing that in the electric chair."


"Again, ma'am, sorry about your loss."

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