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Old 12-30-2013, 05:20 PM
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So it was a normal day at the gym, y'know? Lifting with my bros. Reppin' those muscles for the ladies, 'cause they love that shit. When all of a sudden these fuckin' DOGS come barrelling in out of nowhere - like, how the fuck did they even get in? The door was locked, you know... it was just like, all of a sudden, like I said, I turned around and they were there. Jaws drooling red. And they looked pissed off, man! And I was too, especially 'cause they started eating my friends. But, whatever. I shot the bastards, then headed over to my lady's flat.

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