Meet Virgil and make sure a ton of people get a picture of you with him. Then the photos will make the rounds on the internet and you'll be know as the guy who actually got a picture with Virgil.
But honestly I'd go with Nash. I've heard he's actually a really nice/cool guy.
02/04 -- Napalm Death
02/20 -- Swans
03/07 -- Video Games Live
03/20-21 -- Trois-Rivière Metalfest
07/06 -- U2
08/22 -- Motley Crue