Meet Virgil and make sure a ton of people get a picture of you with him. Then the photos will make the rounds on the internet and you'll be know as the guy who actually got a picture with Virgil.
But honestly I'd go with Nash. I've heard he's actually a really nice/cool guy.
08/06 -- Neurosis
08/07 -- Faith No More
08/22 -- Motley Crue
09/19 -- Godflesh
09/25-26 -- Godspeed You! Black Emperor
10/03 -- Origin