EMG pickups. The most monotonous pickups in existence.
R134A refrigerant. Fuck the ozone, R12 is master race.
AutoZone. I've yet to find one employee there that isn't a complete retard.
People that insist on making their shitty little Toyota Prius one giant political/ethical bumper sticker statement.
Cyclists. Share the road? Share my foot up your ass.
Wanda Sykes, Bill Maher, Piers Morgan and any other celebrity that thinks they know a single iota of politics.
Guitar Center. See AutoZone.