-the Philadelphia Eagles
-People who don't use their turn signals
-People who drive under the speed limit in the left lane
-The Big Bang Theory (the show, not the scientific theory)
-When people interrupt you
-People who put obnoxiously loud exhausts on their cars/motorcycles
Today was a shitty day, so I'm sure I'll think of more.
"COLONEL KLINK, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!"