Well the AWK thing is completely ridiculous, unless he's getting naked and pissing on the first 3 rows of people, why would they put somebody on the bill that could be replaced by an iPod?
Just about everything other than the fact that "it might be the last time, man" makes me want to sell my tickets.
4/12 Fear FestEvil???
4/17 Electric Fucking Wizard
4/28 Mastodong/Clutch/Big Biz