Another thing I forgot to mention - our band has the tentative title of "Cloaca" (spelled Kloaka, however). My friend mentioned this to Karl after I told him we were going to cover Annihilation of the Wicked and Sarcophagus, and the following occured:
Karl: "So you're in a band?"
Me: "Yeah, I'm on vocals, he's on guitar *gestures to friend*, and these guys back him up. Three guitarists, one vocalist, no bassist or drummer because we live in a craphole city with no one interested in metal."
Karl: "I get ya. So what's your band called?"
Karl: "What does that mean?"
Friend: *trying not to laugh his ass off* "Well...in most animals - mammals, notably...their waste tracts are two completely different things. In birds and reptiles...there's a singular tract known as a cloaca meant for waste disposal."
Karl: *WTF look*
Friend: "It's probably not gonna stick though, we may change it."
Karl: "I see."
5/23 - Saint Vitus
5/24 - Down
5/27 - The Grundles
7/1 - Cannibal Corpse
7/15 - Motley Crue?
7/26 - Summer Slaughter