There used to be a magazine based out of Toronto called Unrestrained! They're gone now but they had some greay 0/10 and 1/10 reviews.
Going back even further there was a 'zine based out of Toronto again called Doom Hauled, it had some of the funniest reviews of bad albums ever. I remember when they did the first Slipknot. They gave it a zero and I remeber him saying something about "borrowing Johnathan Davis vocal pedal that makes you rap badly and swear a lot". Even though I like that album I thought it was awesome.
08/06 -- Neurosis
08/07 -- Faith No More
08/22 -- Motley Crue
09/19 -- Godflesh
09/25-26 -- Godspeed You! Black Emperor
10/03 -- Origin