So I just took the easiest/best final ever.
Our Marketing Research final was to be taken on Blackboard (online database) but it was running REALLY slow. Like, it took 10 minutes to get it running, as well as 3 minute long gaps between questions. There happened to be a College of Business Christmas party going on where there are tons of food, and my teacher, who happens to be the laziest/hungry/greatest teacher ever, planned the exam and made it easy as hell so it would be out by the time the food came out. Since Blackboard was slow and they couldn't get paper copies of the exam, she let us all go and gave us all A's.
Long story short, my Marketing Research professor canceled our final because she was hungry.
5/16: Rotten Sound
5/23-5/26: Maryland Deathfest
5/28: Cannibal Corpse
6/1: Bolt Thrower