Van Halen: You guys were idiots for choosing to a) have Tattoo be your first single, and b) releasing your album the week after grammys, when everyone was gonna buy the AOTY winner, especially if it was a pop album. For shame, considering it was your best album in many decades.
Nintendo: The Wii U is a stupid title, and fuck you guys for not advertising Xenoblade Chronicles on american television. You guys had your next great IP, and you let it slip through your fingers.
Blackie Lawless: Hang it up. It's over.
Paul Stanley: You can't sing anymore, time to retire.
Me: You were kind of a douchebag in this thread.
The asshole who lives one floor above me: EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU CRYING AND ARGUING ON THE PHONE WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
Eddie Trunk: That Metal Show is going to continue sucking until you fire Don and Jim. And get rid of the Stump The Trunk segment, you look like such a whiny bitch during that.