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Old 05-01-2011, 01:09 PM
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Possibly Worst Review I've Ever Read

I have always found metal-rules.com to be a pretty good website...till I saw them review new Emmure. Almost brought to tears. Bad enough it got a 4/5. I wanted to emphasize a sentence in the review.

"Just compare Slayer’s ‘Reign in Blood’ to Emmure’s ‘Solar Flare Homicide’. Solar Flare Homicide by far has the heavier riff and the harsher vocals capable of igniting hundreds of fans into a wall of death."

What in the hell? Normally I wouldn't post something like this but it was to fail not to. For anyone wishing for a good laugh this is the review: http://www.metal-rules.com/review/vi...ar=2011&pos=14

For those of you w/ weak stomachs read this on an empty stomach. LAWL
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