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Old 10-17-2010, 11:22 PM
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Anal Cunt-Fuckin' A

Possibly My all time favorite band. Im gonna review this in Anal Cunt lyric format. Why? Because im gay.

Seth cant play Grindcore after he came out of his coma
He had to play Glam metal cock rock
He's secretly a fan of Chuckberry anyway
I fuckin hate glam cock rock cause its gay
I deny seeing Motley Crue at Ozzfest
This is the best thing Glam Metal album ever put out
Yes,even better than Pantera's Power Metal or that one Gay Discharge Album
This album only has 10 songs instead of the usual 40.
Songs are actually 2 minutes long(FAGS!)
Not long and boring like the new Iron Maiden album
I illegally downloaded this so Seth couldnt spend his money on Crack
This wasnt as gay as Picnic of Love
Now heres the track listing.

1. Fuck Yeah 5/10
2. Crankin' My Bands Demo On A Box At The Beach 6/10
3. Loudest Stereo 6/10
4. Kickin' Your Ass And Fuckin' Your Bitch 5/10
5. Hot Girls On The Road 9/10
6. Whiskey, Coke And Sluts 6/10
7. All I Give A Fuck About Is Sex 10/10
8. I'm Gonna Give You AIDS 10/10
9. Yay! It's Pink! 7/10
10. I Wish My Dealer Was Open 6/10

I hope i dont get in trouble for this. Fans of AxCx might like it. I thought it was decent and i can listen to it again. Decent for their second Parody album.
12/16-Excel/Despise You

Last edited by elturtleboy; 10-18-2010 at 02:59 PM.
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