Ok. Second picture, dude with the beer. Look at his shitty facial hair...it looks blonde and dirty and really shitty. My fucking white trash dad gave me those fucking genes, and now i can't grow a goddamn beard because of it. I swear to god that side of my family (I literally never see them, thank god) does this kind of stuff, I just know it.
Anyway, thanks for the lulz.