"The penis was from heaven and it went to hell." and "You stand for the lowest class? Take me off your list. I'm not a democrat, I'm a conversationalist. If your aunt had balls, she'd be your uncle. And you just can't seem to get that off your brain. Give a straight answer? Not today and not tomorrow." from Black Santa by The Red Chord
I also like the first couple lines of Baying of the Hounds.