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Old 05-27-2010, 09:18 PM
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Anal Cunt: (song titles as basis for top tracks)
I Became a Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked for It
Easy E Got AIDS from Freddie Mercury
I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America's Funniest Home Videos
I Sent a Thank You Card to the Guy Who Raped You
Obviously Adopted
Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, but They're Just Gay
I Gave NAMBLA Pictures of Your Kid
I Got an Office Job for the Sole Purpose of Sexually Harassing Women
The South Won't Rise Again
This is fucking ingenious: In fact, I'm gonna come up with my own right now!

Anal Cunt:

1. I Snuck A Retard into a Sperm Bank
2. I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America's Funniest Home Videos
3. Even Though Your Culture Oppresses Women, You Still Suck You Fucking Towel Head
4. You Robbed a Sperm Bank Because You're a Cum Guzzling Fag
5. Eazy E Got AIDS From Freddy Mercury
6. Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
7. Windchimes Are Gay
8. The Only Reason Men Talk to You is Because They Want to Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt
9. Living Colour Is My Favorite Black Metal Band
10. Laughing While Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Prison

Finding 10 is actually hard. After 8 or 9 you kind of have to reach.
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