Dude, I never said you were stupid. Not even close. I have no idea where that's coming from.
Anyway, the chord progression is there, I assure you. That's why i gave you the explanation that I did - because I heard it. It's not immediately obvious, but it is there. Baroness does this kind if thing all the time.
2/24 Russian Circles/KEN Mode/InterArma
3/25 or 3/26 The Ocean
4/24 Behemoth OR 4/26 IntrOnaut/Cloudkicker (?)
5/9 Mastodon/Gojira/Kvelertak (?)