Dude, I never said you were stupid. Not even close. I have no idea where that's coming from.
Anyway, the chord progression is there, I assure you. That's why i gave you the explanation that I did - because I heard it. It's not immediately obvious, but it is there. Baroness does this kind if thing all the time.
9/19 Woe / InterArma
10/1 Cult of Luna / IntrOnaut
10/5 NIN / EITS
10/22 Mike Doughty (used to be in) Soul Coughing