"I'd like to meet the mother fucker than named it Fashion Bug, and shove a broom up his ass. BITCH!"
"Yes. He's a long-legged, pissed off Puerto Rican."
"Let me tell you about a Porcupine's balls; they're small and they dont give a shit"
"I had to turn all the clocks back an hour. By the time I got to the last clock, my ass had turned to Jello!"